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In Hayden's defense security originally told him "That White guy who can't let his college glory days go is here." So he thought he was throwing out Leinart

I don't think he'd be good at running back. Mainly because in Rugby he runs like a stiff dick and a majority of his time is spent in the open field, he'd get decapitated trying to run between the tackles. I know pad level is something he can be coached on but I think by the time he learns the RB position enough to

I'm biased, but from what I understand about rugby (very little) I would be willing to bet a 26 year old NFL player in his prime would be more successful making the transition than this guy will if he tries anything besides special teams.

I've never been into Magic The Gathering. I just remember kids in middle school playing it at lunch. Is this guy selling these cards when people request them? And is this game still actively played?

I bet his parents always tell him to "Get a job, selling Magic cards will never get you out of our basement." Well, guess who just upgraded to the spare bedroom?

Dean is a city in Texas...... Austin is a city in Texas

Didn't this happen yesterday? Can we give the NHL a chance to fine or suspend Prust before grabbing our pitchforks?

They should fine him!

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

The Vikings are clearly going to beat these things to death

When push came to shove someone was happy they wore a helmet to the game

Listen, it's clear the center thought the QB was "under center" that's what.... Who am I kidding, we fucking suck

As Winston stated in his interview he's a team player and usually only acts in ways that will help the team. I think he's telling the truth in all of them except the last one.

If you look back and read between the lines of "The Decision" it was all about forming a team to save his hairline.

I think he assumed that if he died on a football field he would be reincarnated on a better team.

ROB YOU NEED TO TELL ME BEFORE YOU FART, MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!

After seeing this I'm not sure that Ali vs. Frazier in a phone booth would have worked out

In Ray's defense, his attacker was taller than him.

WORLD STARRRRRRR

Here's two you won't find on any list.