Project Thor, also called: Hand of God, God’s Rods, Tungsten Telephone Poles and finally and most popularly, Call of Duty: Ghosts

...I’m still buying one.

This is a very lovely cartoon exaggeration of the next-generation Forrester.

My dad has a saying - if criminals were smart, they wouldn’t be criminals.

If the driver of the car the mattress fell off of can be identified, he or she could potentially face a whole slew of criminal charges including, if the prosecutor feels especially vindictive (and he or she will, because just like the Geico commercials it’s what they do) involuntary manslaughter and/or negligence…

Best midsize FWD sedan. Sure I’ll give it over the Subaru offerings now but I’ll be hard pressed over a 3/528i or or a C or E class, luxury marques be damned.

Lovely skirt.

Lovely hat.

I’m highly skeptical. Diamond tried a much simpler single-engine jet that bombed. They also tried an even simpler single-engine piston plane that offered premium performance and features compared to their own DA40, which bombed. Adam Aircraft was a manufacturer much more known for outlandish projects like this and…

Public Transit - The Great Equalizer(TM)

So Drew Magary was Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media all along, that explains so fucking much.

Steel balls go great with carbon fiber penis.

Obviously, crumb bum.

Maybe invading (oh I’m sorry “annexing”) a foreign port while waiting for a pair of ships from a Western European nation to still be built wasn’t the smartest timing of Putin. Just sayin’....

Apparently FOX Scream Queens star Bella Thorne was on that flight (don’t ask me how I know)

The bus smelled like Port Authority and cleaning fluid.

One million people? That’s what NBCSN considers impressive? My local public access channel gets that amount!

Yes, and it’s Russell Wilson and his cloying, suffocatingly smug face. Watch the following video and tell me he doesn’t have the most punchable face in the world:

If you’ve ever seen the movie Swordfish

Called Lala-1 to exactly reflect the design process.