This photo will have 22 captions underneath it and every single one of them will be inadequate to describe it.

This one please. Nice, simple, and a drop top.

The brand’s up to 34,984 total sales here since January, and 2,629 of those are all-new XC90s.

Ok, that’s just simply amazing. Consider me officially pumped.

In all fairness, you really shouldn’t anyway.

But I can buy a print version of Mistress to a Million-Whatever for just a penny! Beat that, Hardigree!

Yup!

Reverse: He Would Have Liked The Hellcat, Probably

Would honestly rather have the Camaro that donated the running bits.

“Arguably handsome and timeless bodywork.”* *Not included in replica

...and this is why you don’t sit on cars!

Actually that specific helicopter may have been manufactured in the Czech Republic where Sikorsky subcontracts production to now.

Fun fact: they make these features so wildly out of proportion out of sheer necessity (something I might have read on Jalopnik really?) It’s to let the actual engineers know which features should be preserved as best as possible once the design is wrung through all the safety and usability requirements, or something…

This is not an image of a Sportage either.

Kettering also invented the first military drone. True story. Also where’s ICYMI?

I wonder if body dysmorphia is what happened to Debby Ryan, another Disney Channel “princess.” She used to talk very glowingly about her time with the Mouse House but now that it’s over she’s publicly repudiated and distanced herself from her involvement. And she’s talked frequently about the issue of body image as…

It’s a little unfair to talk about taking grief about how the other millennials haven’t contributed as much when you’re comparing them to people who, as you have said, spent the ages of 18-35 almost continuously fighting war.

You say two barrels?

This is the best one yet followed by “We don’t have many articles about turtles on Jalopnik”.