Raph, a ton is 2,000 pounds, not 1,000. You may have been cheated on your last order of “1 ton of rubber duckies”. Sorry man.

I’ve got a couple to contribute ...

Indeed he did, of course:

I’m closing tomorrow on a house on a woodsy lot on the side of a mountain. Thanks, Captain Buzzkill.

i want to hate you for putting the emphasis on the wrong word (“where”), but that summer school reference makes me love you. now I’m so confused.

Technically, his were called “headburns”.

This is almost not Kenworthy of a star, but I’ll do it anyway.

I bet it left a pretty sizable Denton the front of the train.

The truck almost made it over, but then it just kinda Petered out.

so happy finally see someone record a video in landscape mode and 60fps

A friend of mine did that in college, using the back of a bus…

Maybe he meant it gets smaller the colder it gets. That has certainly been my experience. Oh wait we’re talking about tires.

Part of me wishes Manuel had “teached” you how to speak/write better than the other “just as morons” but then i wouldn’t be laughing so hard. Cheers.

Because their tiny brains can’t comprehend actual racing.

Stonebrook appreciates how Enzo Ferrari started his own car company in the 1930s after failing to be impressed by one of Lamborghini's offerings.