They also completely fail to mention that the ones who introduced the Civil Rights Act of 1964 as a first step to try to right those wrongs were also Democrats under LBJ.

You’re a server, not a servant.

What does it say when FCA does those thousands of hours of testing and still puts out shitty products?

I hung on as long as I could, but I’m officially out. Fuck this dude. Also, I’d advise any MAGA people to fuck off as well considering one of your own was just arrested for trying to murder Democratic politicians and non-Trump sycophants in the media.

Oh cool it’s a Shelby Series 1.

It’s amazing how this irrelevant, powerless junior congressperson (as internet commenters full-throatedly insist she is at every opportunity) has got conservatives in such a tizzy. I thought she wasn’t important? Which was it? 

Holy fuck. The 5 already feels like Talladega when you get over the grapevine. Do you know how many Escalades are going to want to do +120mph? 

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

Or, you could die.

The sad truth about living in a country that has no real serious commitment to mass transit is that if you don’t live in New York City, Boston, Washington, D.C., or an exceptionally small part of San Francisco the Bay Area, you need a car to live and work.

But if you do decide to stupidly go into the fast moving water, make sure your friends film horizontally. 

Funny how this wasn’t a national emergency until the Democrats took control of the house.

This is going to make all the right people so mad.

Ah, Utah, a state theocracy in policy, a truly American-developed sharia law.

I kept trying to come up with something...anything...that could match it, but you really laid out the best one right there in the article. Much as I love the Klingon AND Enterprise reveals in The Motion Picture, as much as I dig Serenity’s barely-keeping-it-together vibe, nothing comes close to matching this:

I did some math.

Doing this is a good way to get shot.  Just saying.

Every location with a dead Rover should serve as ground zero for Martian cities once colonization takes off, and there should be a monument built around the actual rovers.

You know what will surely encourage corporations to donate more money to good causes? Shitting all over them when they donate money to good cause!

Follow up later with bleach, vinegar, or whatever cleaner you prefer.