Holy fuck. The 5 already feels like Talladega when you get over the grapevine. Do you know how many Escalades are going to want to do +120mph? 

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

Or, you could die.

The sad truth about living in a country that has no real serious commitment to mass transit is that if you don’t live in New York City, Boston, Washington, D.C., or an exceptionally small part of San Francisco the Bay Area, you need a car to live and work.

Funny how this wasn’t a national emergency until the Democrats took control of the house.

Ah, Utah, a state theocracy in policy, a truly American-developed sharia law.

I did some math.

Doing this is a good way to get shot.  Just saying.

What I learned from this: Quebec is an inhospitable frozen hell zone in winter.

Please give me an example of a Republican who didn’t have to be dragged kicking and screaming out of office by his own party for inexcusable behavior. Bonus points if you can find one who didn’t later say, “Fuck all y’all!”

Let’s go to the video tape!

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

this is america. we need clearance and bigger tires for our crumbling roads after the baby boomers chose to not pay taxes for 40 years.

Not only that, it’s now bloated to the same size as an Audi A4. I cannot understand how this still counts as a compact when it’s only 1 inch shorter lengthwise and an inch taller in height than a midsize luxury sedan.

*Sees title*

Good overall package. Will enthusiasts decrying the dearth of relatively affordable sporty manual sedans finally buy one?

Am I the only person who thinks that the new Jetta doesn’t look very good?

I’ve been in the SF area for 15 years and never knew this was a thing.

You know what will surely encourage corporations to donate more money to good causes? Shitting all over them when they donate money to good cause!

Follow up later with bleach, vinegar, or whatever cleaner you prefer.