I challenge you to find 5 random Americans on the street who know the name of 2 MLS teams.

The first line in that sequence is “Look! Up in the sky!” to which the next two people try to explain what they’re seeing.

For those of us on the other side of the US, we’d have to ship the car to FL and then cross country, which adds some cost. On the other hand, the Mazda 2 is also sold in Mexico, but I don’t know if there’s any legal reason you couldn’t just buy one there and bring it into the US over the border. Any reason that…

• Offer a beer list that isn’t 75-percent IPAs.

No, the response is “there’s no reason to expect anyone will stop because you’re asking them to not do something that’s completely allowed”

If I get peckish for a new gadget—that annoying, usually expensive hunger to buy new neat shit—I can just look for a new USB-C dongle instead of considering an upgrade

Totally agree, but the real reason I’m commenting is I love your awesome hairstyle.

Coupes had rear seats 50 years ago, too. Cars like:

I will agree only if, by removing rear seats from cars that do not need them, we then reallocate that money to making the cars that do need them useful. I cannot believe how rear seats in big cars are still so terribly small and uncomfortable.

We think of these apps as being just about the photos, but if you’re not having any luck, consider your bio. It might need an update.

In all these photos of Trump sitting down, he’s always perched on the edge of the chair, which makes his pants ride up comically high on his legs and his long ass ties droop down between his legs. It’s like he’s afraid to touch the back of the seat.

I am still not sure who this car is meant for. This car’s marketing and size screams “young, well-to-do urban professional” but the interior screams “55-year-old Mercedes driver”

you have a much higher opinion of your fellow man than I do, then

The thing I never got about briefs was: where do you put the balls? There doesn’t seem to be anywhere for them to go, or at worst, you’re cramming them together into this tiny, 2-inch wide space

Where, pray tell, do you carry a reusable straw?

It’s not a question of can/should anymore, though, it’s “will they”?

Scuff resistant seat backs

Upskirts are covered under other laws, but recording (audio or video) devices on park benches are allowed by cases like US v Marr and Kee v City of Rowlett, TX. Both held that there is no reasonable expectation of privacy from recordings in public spaces.

Except by the same virtue of putting yourself where others can see you, you also give up any means to prevent your image from being posted.

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