Unfortunately, he definitely spread it to loads of people which will result in numerous deaths, besides his own.

We could do a whole lot worse. Arnold has become decently savvy with his age.

I have been looking at upgrading to a Honda Fit. I had one as a rental last year and really found it hit a lot of important marks for me.

And, in three comments, we have pretty much predicted Trump’s next moves for the next 3-5 months.

Democracy isn’t the problem. It is capitalism and the shitty, greedy people running these corporations. 

Not saying that the failures aren't his fault. In fact, it is just the opposite. I bet he fired or pushed out anyone telling him different. He is just an idiot with money.

He will absolutely claim that he tried to do more, but that Democrats were denying that the virus was dangerous and hamstringing him.

I drive an imported Mitsubishi Pajero, 2 door. I like it, but I don’t love it. I used to have a Suzuki Every and I adored it, but I sold it as it was getting long in the tooth and more expensive to maintain (it was a 1990).

My parents aren't taking it too seriously either. Well, I haven't felt that close to them in a long time and, if they die, I stand to inherit about $1.5-$2 million. 

They can just drumpf a vr set with a golf game. Once he finds the porn function, I doubt he'll have time for any more press conferences.

If it is so good for the stock market, he should set an example by dying.

Frozen dimsum beats these all, hands down. I get a few packs and steam a dozen at a time, to be dunked in a mixture of soy sauce, chili sauce, and sesame oil.

There is no car that I would want to own and never drive. Even if I had a model T, I would absolutely take it out (weather permitting) and take it for a spin.

That isn't being 'brutally frugal'. It is earning their quarterly bonus.

What will be the difference to the employees that they all lay off? The company might stay solvent, but the only people truly benefiting will be upper management and share holders.

I hope that this becomes a permanent thing after the outbreak is over. I am so sick for people who stand like 3 inches behind you in line. I usually turn left or right, hitting them with my shoulder, to get them to back of.

Then super glue

Hot glue.

I might bake a cake for the office that says "wash your hands!!"

You had me until it is just deep fried bagels with jam. I bet there are a lot better options that could easily be taken camping.