I am 100% on board with introducing giraffe.

Frozen dimsum beats these all, hands down. I get a few packs and steam a dozen at a time, to be dunked in a mixture of soy sauce, chili sauce, and sesame oil.

There is no car that I would want to own and never drive. Even if I had a model T, I would absolutely take it out (weather permitting) and take it for a spin.

That isn't being 'brutally frugal'. It is earning their quarterly bonus.

What will be the difference to the employees that they all lay off? The company might stay solvent, but the only people truly benefiting will be upper management and share holders.

I hope that this becomes a permanent thing after the outbreak is over. I am so sick for people who stand like 3 inches behind you in line. I usually turn left or right, hitting them with my shoulder, to get them to back of.

Then super glue

Hot glue.

I might bake a cake for the office that says "wash your hands!!"

You had me until it is just deep fried bagels with jam. I bet there are a lot better options that could easily be taken camping.

Admittedly, I have two cookbooks on Japanese diner food and Izakaya in my collection.

It is on netflix in Canada. You should see if you have it where you are. 

I have been watching Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories on Netflix and recreating the dishes. The Ham Katsu is one of my favorites, so far.

The weather here in Vancouver has actually been rather perfect. Beautiful blue skies all week. 

How do you know who the athiests are? They will lecture you about it. 

At least it sounds like his victims will get their money back. Usually, they just go to jail and pay a fine that is far less than what they stole.

Sounds neat, but more like a College Humor level joke than a series. Also, I don't want another streaming service.

I work at a rental company that primarily supports the film industry. The majority of our rentals are coming back as productions are being suspended and upcoming rentals are being canceled.

Aren't there shows shot months ago?

I may need a cone. I swear that my face now itches constantly, now that I should not touch it.