I love twizzlers. Yeah, they aren't the best red licorice out there, but I love them forever. 

I wish more places served quantities of appetizers in more easily divisible numbers. 3 pot stickers? 5 deep fried wontons? Help me out here!

Like, seriously, without a hint of sarcasm, trust nothing. Assume everything is possible a phishing scam or full of viruses then scale back from there.

Does his history instill you would a lot of confidence in him having altruistic intentions? 

Did he say over how long he will be giving out the $10 billion? He could be spreading it out over a full century.

My parents still talk about one ex gf of mine who they occasionally run into and always adored. They literally do not believe me when I tell them that she was a pathological liar. After that relationship, it took me some time to be able to actually trust someone.

Yeah, your call is right on the mark. I have had to cancel stuff and reschedule on my gf (my work involves a reasonable amount of last minute overtime), but I would never straight up leave them hanging like that. That is when you call or at least call with an explanation before the arranged time. Especially if it is a…

No. Big guys recline just like everyone else. You might not recline, but you probably also slump in you chair so that you legs are shoved forward. Sit properly and recline.

I am still disappointed that Spike Lee did that. The guy literally has a film called 'Do The Right Thing'. You would think that he'd do that.

When I got my gf chocolates for valentine's day, I picked up my favorites at the same time.

You could just make oatmeal cookies. They are super easy to make; though, my of my sister-in-laws was able to muck them up. She insists that she should be able to not use a timer and just judge doneness by smell (I don't share recipes with her anymore).

I never got these types of break and bake cookies growing up, except at friends homes, so I never developed a taste for them. Also, in our household, we learned to cook and bake very early on. I can know out a batch of really good chocolate chip cookies in under an hour. 

Though I have a bin of different types of noodles in my cabinet, I do keep a couple cup noodles and campbells instant chicken noodle packets. Sometimes you jusy want something simple and familiar. 

I found these noodles in a Japanese corner store. Basically the instant ramen noodles but better.

Does that mean that, if you never have sex, that you might end up immortal?

I just use binder clips. I find that Lays don't go stale too fast.

I havr been saving this for this day.

After having had some ‘problematic ‘ roommates in my 20's, I would rather live on a closet sized apartment than jave a roommate.