I found these noodles in a Japanese corner store. Basically the instant ramen noodles but better.

Does that mean that, if you never have sex, that you might end up immortal?

I just use binder clips. I find that Lays don't go stale too fast.

I havr been saving this for this day.

After having had some ‘problematic ‘ roommates in my 20's, I would rather live on a closet sized apartment than jave a roommate.

I built a ‘office’ with big sheet cardboard that we seemed to always have. I thought that I would get told to tear it down by coffee break, but none of the managers wanted to deal with it.

You should keep track of your spending. I keep track of all of spending and income on a google drive spreadsheet. Mine is broken down into stuff like eating out, groceries, alcohol, clothing, car expenses, etc. Once you create a layout that works for you, it is just a matter of keep up on entering everything.

I am probably not the only person who feels weird eating out alone. In the summer, I will get some take out and sit in a park, but I feel that is different.

I had a coworker who constantly got hit on. I got her a button that said “how about never? Is never good for you?”

I will do this with a sick day. I take a 'mental healthy day'. I will sleep in, make a nice breakfast, see a matinee or just sit in my comfy chair and read a book cover to cover.

The best airline meal that I have had was ANA. They definitely know something that western airlines don't. 

Make mini lasagnas and freeze them. I only ever make a full sized lasagna if I have guests as I never want to have to eat leftovers of one meal for more than 2 additional meals. 

When I first starting dating my gf, she kept telling me that I didn’t need to keep impressing her with my cooking. It took her about 4 months to accept that this is just how I always cook whether I am eating alone or with a guest.

And I like quinoa. Done right, it adds an interesting texture to a meal, but the quinoa in the meal on the way to Japan a while back was awful. It was soggy and mealy.

I will rail on about it until my dying day: airlines should only serve simple meals. The fancier they try to be, the worse I find they are.

Wasabi is super disappointing. If I gave you one and didn't tell you the flavor, you wouldn't be able to guess.

The Japanese Dark Chocolate Kitkat is by far the best Kitkat. I have had like 15 or so of the various flavors and they range from the ‘neat’ (strawberry shortcake) to the fully disappointing (Wasabi).

Airhorn isn't as great an idea as you'd think. 

My mom used to do this to us, growing up. She once got 2 hours of quiet out of us.