Airhorn isn't as great an idea as you'd think. 

My mom used to do this to us, growing up. She once got 2 hours of quiet out of us.

I can’t wait until I get the baking times sorted out. The lemon/ginger part does set quite right, as of yet. I think the ginger is affecting that process.

You do realize how much of our medical discoveries depend upon experimenting on animals, right? You know someone who would be dead without that research.

I have been working on a lemon ginger bar. So far, the results have been pretty promising. The first batch, I added 100 grams of fresh ginger, but you could barely taste the ginger. The second batch, i doubled the ginger and reduced the lemon juice by 1/3rd. I also reduced the flour in the crust by a 1/4 and added in…

Your playlist is your playlist and ain't no one got the right to shame you for it. 

You have a vastly inaccurate image of the experimentation that is done on animals.

“If allegedly good men aren’t going to stand up for the defense of women, you’d at least think they would stand up in their own defense.”

She is in it for the money. Harvey Weinstein is willing to pay her huge amounts of money to get out there and defend his monstrous behavior. 

31 people could retire very comfortably right now with that money. Roughly $10 million each means a very comfortable rate of return in interest ensuring that you needn’t touch the principal.

You know, once this whole thing wraps, there are going to be amazing deals on cruises. Obviously, cruises are not for everyone, but, for those who are, there will be some deeply discounted cruises available.

The best improvement since 'skip intro'.

Am I not allowed to garnish my salad with them?

On the rating of racist shits, she rates in between that secretary that regularly starts stories with "I'm not racist but . . . . ." and that guy who is all buddy with the POC in the office and then says the most racist shit about the POC in the office when it is only white people around.

Victorias, Amys, and Karens all have a high number of annoying people in their ranks.

I dated someone who thought that I was nuts for eating plain tortilla chips. No salsa or other dips. They turned out to be the unhinged one, in the end.

I don’t like poptarts, but I am not about to shame people who do.

Drunk me has been known to dunk their burger in the ketchup, but that is like a fast food burger which is usually what drunk me is in the mood for.

My problem with tomatoes on burgers is that they are rarely ripe. Why did they bother sticking this half green slice of tomato into my burger?