...and then suddenly this year, it all just caught up to me. I look my age.

As soon as I read your first sentence my mind went to “BUT THAT’S THE NEW ONE!”

I was 14 when it came out but I remember always thinking 2 more years with that line. But that whole summer and into the fall of 1998 was epic for 14 me because that also when “Adore” and “From The Choirgirl Hotel” also came out. I also thought I was so awesome starting high school with these knee high faux combat…

Same. Not sure how I got this old.

Jeeeebus, 17?? I remember getting it when I was 16. I loved when she sang «Oh, just shut up you’re only 16» on Awful :-)

“ But more often, they discourage abuse.”

Oh, do they? Citation, please. Otherwise I’m calling your bold claim bullllfuckingshit.

Seems you care more about your ASSUMPTIONS than you do actual people. Gross.

I get so confused when doctors ask me about this. Like really, you expect me to keep exact track of my period? Even when I’m on birth control, fuck, I don’t remember. Either it’s happening now or it’s not, that’s the best you’re getting.

I think one of the reasons that internet dating is so hard is because it encourages people to be shallow and have some fairly arbitrary standards. There’s always another picture to look at, so why not reject the one that isn’t totally hot? I’d prefer this height or someone within x miles of me and I don’t even need to…

I feel like JESUS would just have everyone over for a potluck cookout. He would be like, “No person shall serve for money. Serve for love~ Come to my 12 hour daily potluck for as long as you like and drink my wine~ Bring what you can~”

i was only a sophomore in high school on 9/11 but

More like, “Bye, Flo-ecia!”

There is nothing “natural” about having a period every month. In pre-industrial societies, women were either pregnant or breastfeeding, which usually prevents menstruation for a number of months, for the majority of the time. I have gone years without periods through three pregnancies, 3 breastfeeding kids, and 3…

Matt Matt Matt

Plenty of the fat women she’s attacking also have conventionally unattractive faces, and doing the “They may be fat, but you’re ugly, which is worse!” thing is just doubly hurtful to us.

A famous wag once said, ( I think), “We all get the faces we deserve by the time we’re 40.” If that’s true, this woman is going to look like a monster by that time. There is such evil and bad-heartedness already written on her face that she would probably have to spend all of the rest of the time between now and then…

The difference is that 99% of the time Jenna is talking about non-inflammatory shit that makes her seem likable and human. That 1% she went off on “sluts” I’ve forgiven cause I think she thought her boyfriend was cheating on her and went full tilt nut job for a week. But otherwise she’s a nice lady and when I saw her…

First, as a Canadian, I want to apologize on my country’s behalf for the terrible things she said. I am very, very sorry.

She’s home brand jenna marbles basically, like when you get cheap earings and they’re pretty but they break and your ears get infected and you can’t wear earings for a week for sleep comfortably.

She's trying to mimic her but it's not working for her.

Not to take away from the story, but why does she imitate the exact way that Jenna Marbles talks? That’s very weird. Also, she’s awful.