Everyone knows that pizza crust is garbage. That’s why places had to start stuffing cheese and pepperoni in there just to get us to eat the shit.

Trump already tweeted this from his own account, so you can’t really link it anymore directly than that.

I played Doom, Doom 2 and Final Doom constantly as a kid, but never found them all that scary. However, Doom 3 was probably the scariest game I’ve ever played. I know tons of people complained about the flashlight contrivance, but to me it really did add to the tension and it was certainly a game I couldn’t play with…

THE BEST OPENING OF ALL TIME!

Hey Dude, but no Count Duckula? Fuck that.

If #metoo has taught me anything, it’s that you don’t call dames broads.

I think the joke was that Cruise enjoys dramatic falls...

You’ve got one more than me.

I saw Apocalypse Now towards the end of my Junior year of high school. I was all excited to read Heart of Darkness over the summer until I walked into an AP English meeting where all of the Juniors got to meet their teacher for the following year and get our summer reading assignments. Lo and behold, Heart of Darkness…

I went into Doom expecting the absolute worst movie ever made. It was not that, so my expectations were exceeded and I actually enjoyed myself a little bit. So at least there’s that.

I was a huge fan of M*A*S*H the TV show when I was a kid and when I saw the movie I was so disappointed. I’ve revisited it more recently and like the movie a lot more, but the show still holds a special place in my heart as the syndicated show I watched every night before going to bed. I completely forgot that it all…

I spent some time last winter catching up on some books that became or “inspired” movies. Jaws, The Godfather, and Nothing Lasts Forever. All of them were so much better in movie form that it was almost a slog to get through them, because of how much better I knew they could be.

With the exception of Frightened Rabbit, the A.V. Club and I have never seen eye to eye on music. Their reviews and interests have always seemed to be Pitchfork-lite, and that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

When she’s actually watching TV she’s usually watching PBS Kids or short musical cartoons like Little Baby Bum *shudder*. We typically put the animated movies on for us while she’s playing in the room. We figure that’s better to be watching around her than Westworld, or one of the many other sexual/violent shows that…

Yeah I really don’t expect her to actually sit down and watch a full movie, though she basically does with Despicable Me. It’s really more just trying to find the movies that have multiple scenes where she will stop playing and watch for 5-10 minutes at a time.

Thank you mighty Zod. Though it seems odd to hear an anti-authoritarian sentiment coming from you.

Not really. The Disney movies we’ve tried on her have been Alice in Wonderland, Robin Hood, The Little Mermaid, Frozen and Moana and she didn’t take a shine to any of them. With regards to Pixar, she will take a little interest in the Toy Stories movies, but it fades fast. She didn’t get into Up, Brave, Finding Nemo,…

My wife watched both Moana and Frozen with her thinking that since she likes music so much she might get into those as well, but they didn’t stick. I’m guessing it’s because those are darker movies (in terms of actual color and not tone) and she loves the super bright shiny colors of the Illumination movies. She loves…

My daughter mostly will give a movie she likes 10-15 minutes as well, except for anything by Illumination. There’s just something about their style that she loves and will watch any of the Despicable Me movies practically from start to finish. She also, will dance her ass off the Sing and make me play the songs over…

I never once said that I didn’t find it funny, nor did I say I took offense at it. I merely stated that I could see how someone could feel that way. Especially someone who is predisposed to that kind of thinking and has been brought up in it.