Ah, so this is a lecture, not a conversation. Got it.

It comes off as fetishizing whiteness, and that all POC not just black people should aspire to white partners.

I guess I did okay last week, then. :) Our entire production system went down on a Friday morning when I was out of the office. They got it under control but couldn’t figure out what caused it. On Monday I heard about it, had an “oh no” moment, and checked a few things. Turns out I had left an automated test job to…

There’s a perfectly good reason this doesn’t come with a volume remote, right? I’m sure there is, I’m just curious. I’ve been in the market for a low-end audio solution, but having to get off my ass to adjust the volume is a bit of a deal-breaker for me.

There’s a perfectly good reason this doesn’t come with a volume remote, right? I’m sure there is, I’m just curious.…

Here’s how you add a YouTube video to your Watch Later list from a Gawker site:

Exactly what I came here to say. That ending sucked from my soul the remaining 10% of good will I had left by that point in the film.

Three of these titles are already on my Amazon wish list. So maybe this is right up my alley...

I just had a horrible vision of Hugh Jackman’s mouth continually filling itself with re-grown baby teeth. You’re welcome.

Still not as good as...

“Looking like a cross between an Egyptian warrior, a Roman centurion, and a character from an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical...”

“Of course there are going to be spoilers. Get over your fucking selves.”

I love this for three reasons. One, who doesn’t love seeing some dick driver get his immediate come-uppance? Two, I know exactly where this is; I’ve taken that off-ramp a thousand times and it’s almost always a nightmare. And three, I’ve done the exact same thing on this ramp several times and now I feel like an…

You’ve convinced me! I had already lost 45 pounds but now that I know I’m doomed to failure, it’s back to the couch for me. Hello, Domino’s?

The oddest thing to my eyes is the fact that the inside of the pipe is so brightly lit. That just doesn’t parse.

All of this. Every sentence, every word.

It’s “Metaphor: The Article”.

We’re gonna have so many fish, believe me.

A prime example of why we should resist those who cry outrage at the idea of “humanizing” Hitler. There’s no need to humanize him; he was as human as any one of us. That’s possibly the most important lesson we can learn from his time on this planet, and we de-humanize him at our peril.

You had me with the first sentence. Lost me with the second.

I’m pretty sure my physical therapist would kill me if I did that to my lower back. :)