Ah, so this is a lecture, not a conversation. Got it.

It comes off as fetishizing whiteness, and that all POC not just black people should aspire to white partners.

I guess I did okay last week, then. :) Our entire production system went down on a Friday morning when I was out of the office. They got it under control but couldn’t figure out what caused it. On Monday I heard about it, had an “oh no” moment, and checked a few things. Turns out I had left an automated test job to…

There’s a perfectly good reason this doesn’t come with a volume remote, right? I’m sure there is, I’m just curious. I’ve been in the market for a low-end audio solution, but having to get off my ass to adjust the volume is a bit of a deal-breaker for me.

There’s a perfectly good reason this doesn’t come with a volume remote, right? I’m sure there is, I’m just curious.…

I just had a horrible vision of Hugh Jackman’s mouth continually filling itself with re-grown baby teeth. You’re welcome.

“Of course there are going to be spoilers. Get over your fucking selves.”

I love this for three reasons. One, who doesn’t love seeing some dick driver get his immediate come-uppance? Two, I know exactly where this is; I’ve taken that off-ramp a thousand times and it’s almost always a nightmare. And three, I’ve done the exact same thing on this ramp several times and now I feel like an…

You’ve convinced me! I had already lost 45 pounds but now that I know I’m doomed to failure, it’s back to the couch for me. Hello, Domino’s?

All of this. Every sentence, every word.

I’m pretty sure my physical therapist would kill me if I did that to my lower back. :)

And being one who doesn’t read physical book-books anymore (as opposed to comic books), I get the space saving thing. And I do see the appeal of obtaining archival titles, I hadn’t considered that.

I suppose that’s helpful, but I still don’t see how people are able to fully appreciate a page of art that was drawn for a 6.5" x 10" page* on even a larger phone. (I tried it on my Note 4 and couldn’t deal.) Yeah, you can zoom in on a panel but then you lose the impact of the page layout. I have no beef with anyone…

This is good news. I remember a Google Maps representative in India rejecting my suggested edit on the basis that she knew better than I whether the empty field I was currently standing in was a doctor’s office or not, despite the fact that the Street View photos showed the same open field I was describing.

Guinness and vanilla. It’s all you need to know.

In the vast majority of cases, yes. But bring me off-brand Raisin Bran or honey-roasted peanuts and I will put them where they belong. In the traaaaash.

I’m confused...what are leftover hot dogs? I’ve heard of hot dogs, and I’ve heard of leftovers. But combining the two implies a scenario where I would decide not to eat all the hot dogs. This is where I’m getting lost, I think.

Start getting a handjob and then stop half-way through.

Portion control is definitely my biggest issue. When it comes time for a meal, I do try to consider what would be the “correct” portion size, but I always find myself saying, “Ugh, what’s the point?” I can’t find any joy in a deck-of-cards-sized piece of chicken, a pile of lawn clippings (all you want!) and maybe six…

I’m unclear as to how this is a better solution than simply mounting the phone to face you. Is it because it’s translucent? Can you really see that much through the plastic thing to counteract the reduction in visibility of the display? I mount my Note 4 in an iOttie and have never once wished I could vaguely see…

I’m unclear as to how this is a better solution than simply mounting the phone to face you. Is it because it’s…