Why is Eric Cantor calling in on the Democratic line? Did he switch parties?

Three issues here:

This food looks like what you’d get at a Ramada Inn.

“You guys have to come to Dorian,” they said, referencing a bar on the Upper East Side they were all heading to

Upstate New York is basically the south anyway

Yeah take the cowardly part and shove it right up your ass. GHW Bush was a decorated combat aviator in WW2. His plane was hit by flak one mission. While his engine was ablaze he managed to drop his bombs on target and bailed out at sea. Mind you this was when our Japenese friends were taking captured pilots and eating…

because he’s always had everything handed to him. he’s never really had to compete before where he doesn’t already know the outcome. even in true challenges, there was always a fixer available to secure his win. not so time. the party has absolutely no control over the teatards; and his polling has been so…

Thanksgiving stuff is not supposed to crunch. It's supposed to be a gravy-oozing soft mess that slides down the esophagus with ease in order to facilitate greater consumption.

Mayo and cranberry sauce are the only appropriate toppings for a leftover sandwich. I smoosh the cranberries and mayo together to make a sauce. I may also dip the turkey straight in the mayo.

We are constrained in public debate by universal consensus to one of two positions: either that all Muslims are ISIS, or that ISIS has nothing to do with Islam. This is detrimental for everyone, but especially for minority Muslims and ex-Muslims living in closed societies who are being brutalized while we take it in…

I'm sorry our legal system hasn't spent the time and money to update our code of law to be more in line with the vernacular of today. Wait, no I'm not. The law is defined, it has a name, changing anything about it opens it to any number of challenges, so deal with the old man name.

Big fan of gay marriage. Used to stand on a Pride Parade float and toss condoms at people.

Yeah, the atmosphere thing was from St Augustine.

Well, technically, Arius of the Arian Heresy fame died of a intestinal hemorrhage. And most of the people burned for heresy were more killed for political insubordination than anything else.

Well, technically, the three persons of the Trinity (i.e. the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit) are fully equal, fully unified and yet fully distinct. One Ousia (essence) in three Hypostases (beings). The Virgin Mary was not, and has never been part of the Godhead. And anyways, God is beyond gender and sex, so…

You're attempting to regulate what people are allowed to believe. If that's your goal, might as well go whole-hog and mandate atheism.

Besides, “Christianity is a sham” is hardly a new and promising avenue of discussion.

I am 100% in favor of the Oxford comma.

What’s important here is that you set TROY straight about the difference between a Ponzi scheme, a pyramid scheme, and a standard sham.

I’d love to hear your thoughts about the Oxford comma, too.

Lying on a bed of nails is appropriating Freak Show culture. Check your privilege.