They don't like their photos taken, they get angry and sting.

I'm out in San Francisco, and they generally seem to know their place here. The most annoying thing about them is they don't know how to shut the hell up. Pigeons here get kinda bold at times though.

Seagulls are particularly horrible as well. In some coastal cities, they're worse than pigeons. I once saw an entire schoolyard with fresh blacktop turned mostly white in the space of a week due to seagulls. They're horrible, dirty, noisy, awful creatures. Their only redeeming feature may be that they eat pigeons.…

But how can we get the seagulls, owls, falcons, turtles and catfish to start eating the Canada Geese?

Everyone knows wasps are the most horrifyingly awful things on the planet. Them and French tourists, the grumpy fuckers.

In January 1917 Germany proposed an alliance with Mexico to gain their support in case the US entered the war in Europe. The plan called for Mexico to invade the US with German support and reclaim Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. German Foreign Secretary Arthur Zimmerman wired the proposal to the Mexican government; it…

These war plans make all versions of paranoid delusion captured on film Red Dawn seem more realistic (and they're not even close.)

No they are not. You are thinking about passenger pigeons.

The impressive quality of the high school production aside, if you're that threatened by a high school production, on some deep, subconcious level, you know what you're believing in is total bullshit.

God damned hipsters. Point taken.

I dont think you've been to a college campus in a while....

My favorite quote: "available on the Internet to challenge". Yes, if there is any source of information that can challenge real scientific research, it's the bastion of truth, the internet.

Honestly, when WAS the last time Woody Allen made a good movie, anyways?

Spock is the hottest character in all of science fiction.

They were people with voluminous everything: history, bankrolls, real estate, wardrobes. The crap that was manufactured during the Victorian era (to them we owe the tacky souvenir) was equalled by the amount of crap they bought. And the busywork! You couldn't work if you were a "lady", but you couldn't be idle,…

Let's not forget that they were the original hoarders! They just piled their houses and flats full of crap to show off what they could afford to buy.

On the throne of the largest empire in human history?

I love them and their dumb shit so much! I think of them like my grandparents—they're crazy, judgmental, and say the meanest things—but I still think they're kinda cute :-/

The music in this one is great :P