Can't restaurants refuse to serve people who do this? I mean it is cutting into the profits. I just saw a women in McDonalds with the amount of napkins one would buy in a package next to her one cup of coffee. It was clear she was going there, buying a cup of coffee, and basically stealing napkins to take home with…

Does this butt make my butt look big?

I love Liza. But I am hoping she disavows this soon.

Liza has dealt with addiction issues herself. One would think she would not be making a joke out of someone else's problems. I'm sincerely disappointed in her.

Was this test shown to correlate with desired personality traits in peer reviewed articles in respected psychology journals. Or did you just make it up?

No, it's deceptive. I think I would rather work for a company which did not set out to trick me. You don't "fully" agree? Does that mean you "partly" agree ? Even the words you use are not very clear or straightforward.

How fast you ate? Do you pepper your soup? Is this a "Are you a WASP test?" I mean, it was the 60s.

I would not offer to clean up someone else's trash. I am not that much of a sycophant. Self-respect is also a factor here. Namely, I think a company would want to hire someone who has a healthy degree of self-respect and I would prefer to work for such an organization.

It being England and all, they are probably all going on the dole.

I was the first troll. At some point in the 1980s I went on to a listserv devoted to Derrida and asked them to please give me a one sentence explanation of deconstruction.

This is extremely sad. My sympathies to his family and those who knew him personally.

The English love this stuff don't they. Dr. Who, Tolkien, Harry Potter, C.S. Lewis' Narnia books. Fantasies about spiritual powers and cosmic struggles between good and evil. I think it's their Druid background coming through. The English remain Druids underneath. Gardens too, and Merlin.

Does this honor code apply to faculty and administrators too? If so, I'm guessing there are a number of "kitchen drinkers". (Southern Baptist term for people who keep there hootch under the kitchen sink to drink in private.) Maybe some photos are floating around?

You sound like my 13 year old nieces.

Never tried it, but now I will.

I love Reubens. I once ate one a day for a week. You only live once so you might as well enjoy yourself. And at that rate, if I continue eating one a day, that won't be long. (Thanks, I'll be here all week.)

Thank you.

There is no hope for you.

You need a vegetable. Sauerkraut was the largely the only vegetable going in Central and Eastern Europe in the winter back in the day. It prevented scurvy. Respect the sauerkraut.

Dude, that's exactly what happened!