I love Reubens. I once ate one a day for a week. You only live once so you might as well enjoy yourself. And at that rate, if I continue eating one a day, that won't be long. (Thanks, I'll be here all week.)

Thank you.

There is no hope for you.

You need a vegetable. Sauerkraut was the largely the only vegetable going in Central and Eastern Europe in the winter back in the day. It prevented scurvy. Respect the sauerkraut.

Dude, that's exactly what happened!

Don't forget the Viking hats.

I shudder to think what theme Harry would've come up with.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.

They look like a display of a virus infection in a medical journal.