Tch! You and your damn facts.

M4M?

Trashcan danger?!! Really? Man, kids these days. When I was young we had metal cans in the summer sun and you had to be wary of a really grumpy furry green looking dude who lived in it! We didn’t know what he wanted or why adults let him stay but he was there! We also had a guy who wore a sweater everyday and had a…

“* FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back”

How amazing is it that 99% of people will defer to you if all you do is speak about a subject in terms they’ve never heard of, and don’t say “um”?

Stop giving away the secret of marketing, damn! If they learn then they won’t need us anymore!!

Yeah. It was a warning to the presidents that came after. Just imagine your lead agent pointing to that spot, giving you that awkward vacant stare, and saying; “Yep, it happened right there. OK, now get in sir.”

There is an ass in that photo?

Hey!! SHE! IS! SEXY!! Somebody said so. It must be true. Everyone knows that we guys like women who have less curves than a 13 year old boy. We are attracted to her mind...something, something, woke Jezebel, something, something, misogyny.

How the hell did you hear any lyrics under all that vocal production. BTW I only made it maybe 30 seconds in.

In other news, find out how Hitler was tricked into slipping on a banana peel. Find out more on the Hilter chann-I mean the History Channel during WWII week, from Jan 15 till Dec 31!!

Everyone knows that a truck can’t fly unless you use airplane fuel.

You can’t “Oh! Shit!” On a less than three feet jump.

“I’m tired of these motherfucking humans on this motherfucking plane!!!!” - Sssamuel L. Jacksssson

Would not be surprised at all if anyone of these dudes turns out to be a serial killer. Just saying.

We’ll git her!!! We’ll git her done!!!

If owning this car means that once I turn thirty I have to run from a kill squad. I’d do it.

Fear Me!!!!! Please?

Awwww....Yeeeaaah!!!! If the Batmobile was designed by a Mormon, baby!! You know it’s radical!!! They don’t even tell you about the custom Zima cooler in the back.

No one gets screwed but the law as long as Judge Glasscock is around!!