The Wii U was the console that gamers deserve, but not the one we need right now. So we’ll trash it.

Major red flag here. A 23 year old who knows how to do the ‘art of business’ with blowjobs is SINGLE?! 

I wrote that song back in the 90's for a gay pride anthem. They hated it but glad to see it didn’t go to waste. So much coke and poppers back then.