“* FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back”

How amazing is it that 99% of people will defer to you if all you do is speak about a subject in terms they’ve never heard of, and don’t say “um”?

Stop giving away the secret of marketing, damn! If they learn then they won’t need us anymore!!

Everybody was Kun Wangin’ (do pe do pe do do do do dooo) Lunar particle densities changin’ (do pe do pe do do do do dooo)

Can’t get enough Mark Hamill Joker and Kevin Conroy Batman. In all live action movies can’t we just have them do the voiceovers like 70's KungFu movies? That’s what I hear in my mind anyway.

Yeah. It was a warning to the presidents that came after. Just imagine your lead agent pointing to that spot, giving you that awkward vacant stare, and saying; “Yep, it happened right there. OK, now get in sir.”

There is an ass in that photo?

Hey!! SHE! IS! SEXY!! Somebody said so. It must be true. Everyone knows that we guys like women who have less curves than a 13 year old boy. We are attracted to her mind...something, something, woke Jezebel, something, something, misogyny.

Someone help this man! He clearly suffers from that rare disease were pubes grow on the head.

Just drink the Kool-Aid man. Sip it slow and give in to it.

Oh Ho Ho Huh! Le Funky.

How the hell did you hear any lyrics under all that vocal production. BTW I only made it maybe 30 seconds in.

Human belief is a strange thing. To admit to the unknown and then to judge that unknown by ignorant standards. Lol. Oh us humans of which I am totally one. Yep, 100% home grown human.

Man, just have her throw a party in which “I’m going out” is playing or whatever that song is called and have her wrapped in a rainbow flag going; “I’m gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!”

If this gets to DARPA somehow, then hit me up. I’ve got a solution for a Wide Area Wireless Dynamic Network for deployment purposes which would cost $30.00 per unit; so, $400,000 per unit. Not including tax.

In other news, find out how Hitler was tricked into slipping on a banana peel. Find out more on the Hilter chann-I mean the History Channel during WWII week, from Jan 15 till Dec 31!!

Everyone knows that a truck can’t fly unless you use airplane fuel.

You can’t “Oh! Shit!” On a less than three feet jump.

Twink power! Away!!

“Hey guys!! The Flash movie is in trouble!! We’ve got to do something!” Earth! Wind! Water! Fire! Heart!!