If you can dream it, you can do it.

That’s cool but $100 - $200? I’ll just buy a regular lamp and stick an action figure next to it.

Flip the light switch, the lamp turns on 5 days later.

Five car payments for me. I’m pretty much THE early adopter, though inalso tend to keep my purchases around for a while. First gen iPod touch is still in my toy drawer. I also paid about 300 for my monitor, and over 200 for my comps audio system.

Since you guys are there could you do me a favor and go to their booth, then laugh straight in their face.

First it was “Stop pre-ordering games” and now is “Stop buying games at launch”...I wonder where we will end up with all of this.

Stop buying games at launch.

Perhaps, just perhaps, that is not the main purpose of this device.

Or the face of his pog slammer

THE GALAXY IS ON ORION’S WATCH.

*cough

Imma let you finish, Patricia, but this is the greatest old-school gaming red vs. blue rivalry of all time:

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

Uncensored SEX game. As in game specifically to wax your sand hampster to.

error handling?

Kanto being unlocked is the most hype moment in gaming for me. When the internet was young and nobody really knew its potential we were still spoiler free. You beat the game? Guess its over... OH NO WAIT SHIT MOTHER FUCKER WERE GOING BACK TO GEN 1 SO GET YOUR DELOREAN AND CALL DOC BROWN CAUSE WERE OUTTA TIME BABY!

I spent most of my adult life working as a freelancer and recently got a full time 9-5 in my industry. I have to say I don’t hate it, at all. I absolutely didn’t think I could do it when I was freelancing. But getting PAID every week? The SAME? It’s pretty great.

At the end you’re supposed to tell us to start working from home for Google so we can make $50000 a month.

I’d hate to have a normal job like that. I’d just feel a slave and hate every minute of it.