This dude is, effectively, putting people into comas, Dot Hack-esque.

Yeah, Chocobo GP is going to rake in millions of profit, no matter what anybody says. There’s always going to be entirely-too-many people who are totally okay with this kind of thing, and actually have the pocket change to donate to SE’s already fat bank accounts.

Also, Wandersong. It’s freakin’ adorable.

What you used to be was a Japanophile. If you’re still into video games, anime, and related hobbies/entertainment, then you’re still an Otaku. It’s basically their word for “geek” (see: enthusiast) - it’s not nation specific.

What would real Pokemon stand to gain from lobbying for Nintendo?

European emblems seem to very often be shield-like in their design. Simply doing a search for “Spanish school uniform” will make this evident.

I’m going with this. Tifa is also not a “little thing” by any means, and definitely doesn’t steal anything. And, yeah, Tifa grew up a small town girl, and Aerith grew up in a big city.

Well, obviously the answer is Tifa.

It’s going to be Ducuixote, I’m certain of it.

So, what does “a Pokemon” look like, then? I suppose there has been a distinct reduction in claws and fingers following Gen 3...

I think the starters look fine. What’s terrible about them?

I mean, you say that, but you seem to forget that Smash Ultimate (and it’s huge cast of characters, stages, modes, features, etc.) exists at all. When characters are literally based on the results of a poll that was given to the fans, I think it’s a stretch to say that Nintendo doesn’t care about the fans.

Holy cow, you’re totally right. What is this, FRIENDS?

I couldn’t tell it was sarcasm. I’ve seen enough comments around here that have counter-intuitive takes that are legitimate, and end up shedding light on concepts that I wouldn’t have thought of or heard of otherwise - but sound like jokes based on context/my level of awareness.

Did you do a search of most recently sold items on Ebay? That game is going for anywhere betwene $40 and $80, loose. You’re saying you paid less than $25 for a new copy of the game? Then the game has gone up in value since you bought your copy (video game prices, in general, have increase considerably during the…

I mean, did we hear the shop owner say these things, or are we just being told by the police that he said those things? The responses are so clean cut, straight to the point, almost feels like a canned something, something a police department media desk would output. Hmm.

We have robots made out of spaceage metals and electronics now - we should be focusing on using them, not human lives and souls, to fight our wars, save our desperate, rebuild our communities, etc.

Leftover mashed potatoes last up to two months in the freezer. If you own a freezer, I’m certain you could get a potato schedule going.

What mutations does potato overdose cause that would make friends an impossibility?

Potatoes definitely go bad after a while. You’ve go somewhere between a few weeks and a few months, depending.