Best Metroidvania of the year?

Just got a Switch this past Summer.

I think I’ll just get Smash Bros.

Right. But, also, the common person shouldn’t be worried about their data, information, tracking, etc. More often than not, it makes their Internet experience better, for very little cost to them. It’s not like their information is a finite resource, or as if individuals can actually make any meaningful investment or…

“...that they revert to the backstory for a fictional toy to package their next big summer blockbuster.”

Okay, but counter-question: why do you even care about who asked for this? Are things only allowed to exist if someone/some survey group/”consumers” ask for it? You’re telling me that any and every good story and film was the result of a number of people gathering together, calling out in one unanimous voice, “Can you…

Probably never, seeing as they’ve had an extra thirteen months to work on the game, and still don’t have Co-op or Forge ready to go:

And, yet, they still won’t have Co-op or Forge ready at launch:

What’s ESPECIALLY crazy to me is that, at that point, when they were pretty much ready to launch the game, they hadn’t once let anybody play the game - it wasn’t until summer of this year that they got test flights out to the community.

Wait, what?

... So, it’s exactly the same as it has always been.

Unless you’re eating an entire batch by yourself within a small window of time, or you’re on a very strict eating regimin, I don’t think it matters, nutritionally. I’m pretty sure nothing “makes up” for putting sugar in your body - insulin still spikes, and at this scale, the walnuts are going to be purely about…

You should buy two - one to hoard- I mean, collect, and one to play.

I don’t think this is really something you’d want to play for so long that you couldn’t have a light source for a little bit. Not like you’re going to make it your only form of entertainment during a cross-country bus ride or something. Anyway, they say you’ll be able to see the screen “at the edge of darkness”. Turn…

It’s a Menu button. Should probably bring up a menu, right?

Between not having any money/already having too many video game systems to begin with, and scalpers buying up everything/snatching those special edition consoles that I would love to get my hands on, I think I’m just going to wait a half-gen or so - when there are actually games to play on these new systems that…

- The first new character announcement (Inkling)/Smash Ultimate announcement opened with the firey Smash logo igniting, so it’s understandable that they wanted to implement the logo again in the final act.

The removal of pointless fanservice and its perpetuation of objectification is fine by me, and, at first, my gut reaction was that the removal of the “overtime” dialog was a little bit overkill.

On top of that, it’s not like sword fighters get some kind of different gameplay, blocking mechanics, special parrying, etc. It’s literally the same as fist/foot/tongue fighters, but instead of an arm or leg extended, it’s a “sword”.

It’s not sustainable - video games, at the rate we’re making them, at the [high] quality we’re making them. Nothing is guaranteed for anybody, especially with today’s practices and overhead.

I hate all of this. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore, and futhermore, I don’t want anbody else living on it, either. I’m going to build a base on the moon and fire a world-ending laser to clean up this fiasco of a timeline once and for all.