I can kind of see what they were trying to accomplish. Don’t hold them like you normally would. Instead, keep your palms parallel to the sides of the system itself - then the buttons will be at an angle from the sticks, following the path of your thumbs. (See: GameCube, Xbox, etc.) Has nothing to do with wrists,…

Who’s got a list of Buy-Priority for Switch games? Like, “Limited funds? Work your down this list for the best time.”

Who’s got a list of Buy-Priority for Switch games? Like, “Limited funds? Work your down this list for the best time.”

What was wrong with “come up with something unique, you lazy bum”?

My library looks like this:

Here’s a question: why are credits a thing, anyway? Especially when, in many cases, they can’t be accessed unless you’ve beaten a game - it’s far from a legitimate/consistent way to verify a resume bullet point.

Yeah, I don’t get the Trials hate. If anything, one must expect different traditions and layouts of new, unique places. Alola is not just another region, it’s a whole new country. Just like real life. There’s more to life than barging into a warehouse every 20min, demanding to fight someone for their trinket. A…

Not really.

It’s a little too VeggieTales for me. Honestly, I’m just in it for Robotnik at this point - the rest really doesn’t matter.

I’m relatively good at Halo despite not trying too hard - which academic degree does that net me?

My son has put his hand in my mouth so many times.

And sometimes I have to pretend to bite his fingers off. Because that’s what dads do. Duh.

One might argue that “art” is in the eye of the beholder, or perhaps that it cannot be defined by the human mind at all - I think that’s ignorant or lazy, so here’s my definition born of observation and research (as opposed to pseudo-intellectualism): art is something created to be experienced by the senses, for the…

Too expensive.

Is it female?

Oh? Why? It’s just a car, right? Why not “naked” altogether? You’re not bothered by your naked microwave, or refrigerator. Interesting that any article of clothing is less appropriate/less something you can stomach, let alone appropriate at all.

What a weird thought to have, is what I’m getting at.
I mean, I guess I’ll…

No! What are you doing! Let them outlaw the human form, sexuality, hormones, catering to the target demographic for the sake of a better product and increased sales! Let them do away with thinking, and science and all the things that are not harmful! We should be helping them burn the past and our own drives and…

Or, maybe we don’t need to be apologizing for wanting to create artistic works that mimic the natural, inherent beauty of the female form, however mixed that becomes with robots or technology. Maybe nobody needs to be apologizing for anybody else, and we can just say “nobody is being hurt, nothing bad/incorrect is…

Based on that clip at the end of the article, she had boobs and lipstick. You’re going to tell me that chest piece doesn’t come to a point?

So, something, something, faithful recreation / modernization / duh - because visual stimulation/titillation for the likely majority male target demographic. It’s a product. That…

Let’s not pretend, though, that video games couldn’t do better. There are zero limits to the format. Anything cinema/television can do, video games could potentially do better. It comes down to how many people have the box/how much money and time can go into the thing. We’re constantly getting better at this…

Honestly, my favorite thing about Minecraft is digging/exploring the unknown - not necessarily the building.

This might not be for me.
Also, yeah, teaser trailer - it’s not an instruction manual. Totes.

At some point, Saints Row IV was Free with Gold on Xbox, so I grabbed it out of habit - often picking up cheap and free games simply because they are cheap and free, not necessarily driven to play them. One weekend, I was boooored, only having a thousand games and other things to do, so I launched SRIV to see what it…