I came here to say it.
I’m not disappointed, though.

His eyes say, “Let us gaze into our most worthy opponents’ souls and fight into eternity with passion and ferocity!”, but his belt says, “AHHHHHHHHHH I’M HERE TOO, LOOK AT ME I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, HEY LISTEN, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, LISTEN!!!!!!!! LISTEN!!!!!!!!! HEY, LISTEN!!!!!!!!…

Wow. Is lots of parents are doing it your argument?

Really?

I would say I have medium-small hands and I completely agree. Just because something can be heavy doesn’t mean it ought to be. I have so many people in my life saying things like, “what, you can’t hold <thing> at all?” and, “you must have weak hands”, etc. And, yeah, I think nerve-issues do run in the family, fine,…

Can we get more stars on this, please?

Long triangles converging onto a center point banned from all design. Got it.

Or, maybe we don’t let super-easily offended, destructively trapped in the past cultures dictate the things we do, say and make?

Intention should be most of the issue.
This is excessive. Nobody is out to get you, guys. Cool it.

I swear.

Uh, so I can do this... like, every day? Multiple times, even?
That’s literally the smallest amount of money you can give someone, in exchange for a thing that costs literally hundreds of times more. And I love burgers. And inexpensive, decent food in general. 

Uhhh...

Been craving a Whopper the past couple of days. Almost every Burger King experience I’ve had in the past 10 years has been a delicious romp followed by a horrific aftermath. I still and always will love the flavor, texture, shape and size of their burgers, though. They’re far from the best, but they’re special and…

Knowing what the customer actually wants - when they themselves might not even know, or know how to phrase it correctly - is a truly powerful ability and the sign of legendary service. Good communication, self-awareness, system familiarity. These things will solve most of the world problems.

Yeah, but the lemonade replenishes the most HP!

And it would be blackhat money, not whitehat. I’m sure dealing with Russia or China when it comes to underhanded money isn’t savory or safe to begin with, but you’re also then taking on the ire of the United States government and definitely walking straight towards some prison time.

The stress and cost of being caught…

Are you just... not correcting him? Just don’t react/respond/act like you know what he’s talking about when he calls it the wrong thing, then he’ll learn that words have meaning, that they are meaningful, that one ought to call things by the names they have been given in order to live life to its fullest, and that…

I want those bubble shoes.

I’m going to go make those bubble shoes now.

This list was a huge part of my childhood. If they weren’t games I had, they were games/systems my friends had, or games/systems that I desperately wanted.

Resonance Cascade.
Never thought I’d see one.
Let alone two.

You and I are friends now.

Blizzard isn’t the all-powerful, ultra-righteous, pure-hearted, PC-devoted, core-games-only, magical, untouchable, God-given, hyper-mega-super-chocolatey-super developer you think it is. There isn’t a shred of evidence that would lead one to believe that. Anyone who thinks Blizzard is a team of magical, infallible, div…

Uh, the guy who said “learn about monitor lag vs connection lag” wasn’t wrong. He didn’t insult you - he called you out on your ignorance then told you what you needed to do. If you couldn’t handle him using a *bad word* in his reply, or couldn’t recognize that it was just emphasizing that you lacked information, then…

Aso: Jade Cocoon, Ape Escape, Gran Turismo, Blast Chamber, Parapa the Rapper, Colony Wars & FF: Tactics.