Agree. He has made the classic customer service mistake of over promising and under delivering.

Heh, I khackled.

No, wrong Baalke- I’m talking about the one who entertained the nation with his comic misadventures for more seasons that he should have.

“Hey, I’m just threatening murder, but I’m definitely NOT the bad guy here!”

That’s a clown tweet, bro.

“Instead of a trip to France or Rome this year, we’ll be conducting spring practices in my newly installed panic room”

Don’t worry Elysee, there will always be a scholarship open for you at Ted Nugent University…

Star for the quote, wish I could give you one for the Devo hat too

Who could imagine that this all would come out from someone with a Need nobody but God twitter handle???

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

“Ok, I’m thinking about threatening Harbaugh on Twitter. What do you think?”

“I’d put a first round grade on this guy just off his potential murder targets, but those functioning, intact ACLs have me pushing him back to the second day.”

They sent someone to my crib before.

Harbaugh would be proud, his player is out here telling everyone about attacking someone with enthusiasm (or a gun) unknown to mankind.

Yeah. It is clear for this to work, you need to off the head guy, then slyly mention to the new head coach that it’d be a shame if something happened to him as well. At least that is how it works in movies.

Thank god he has a gun to protect himself from his perceived/imagined enemies.

Scene: NFL Combine

Going out on a limb here, but publicly threatening to murder your head coach probably isn’t the best way to get your suspension cut short.

“True” Thompson was probably named after Kris’s grandfather,

One of Taylor Swift’s stalkers was arrested on her property because being that famous is apparently hell.