This would have been the best if it was Chris Klewe posting.

You did a great job phrasing that criticism of Mr. Hemmerling, I’m not saying you might have done a better job, no not me. It takes a lifetime to be really good at Minnesota PA, and you’ve probably only been working at it for a dozen years or so, so I’d expect you to be a little rough around the edges when you’re…

Yeah, I know Gruden’s a chode and King is one of those rare awesome and fun punters, and Gruden’s white and King is black, but it’s hard to really argue with this:

All black guys have huge dicks!!

Christ, he’s punter, the most easily replaceable position on every squad. While i’ll admit to enjoying his antics, what coach on earth would want a punter that draws personal fouls, and divides the locker room (and His teammates have legitimate issue with the whole Talib thing) in any capacity? There are tons of…

Chris Kluwe. Tanned. Rested. Ready.

Somebody’s gonna wear one just because Berrios is a big fat baby.

Yup. And if teams are going to shift against a young player, doesn’t that player have the responsibility to show future opponents that he can get on base in that situation? And maybe make those opponents think twice before employing such a shift?  

I can’t imagine the cosmic level whining that would be going on in MLB if Rickey was still being Rickey.

Even if it was a no hitter, it’s your pitchers job to protect his no hitter not the other teams.

You misspelled “needs to be burned”.

Official statement from the Twins also rebuked Arike Ogunbowale for not just dribbling out the clock like a professional with some CLASS.

It’s a long season and I’m sure Sisco would like to see the shift less often. Plays like this will help to accomplish that goal. So regardless of the context in the game, it was a good decision to bunt. He may have dramatically increased his odds of having a good year.

I can’t think of any other sport that I follow where the losing team is supposed to just give up instead of playing right to the whistle/buzzer/end, etc. I love baseball but it’s such a crotchety old white man.

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

I never understood why guys like Mark Teixeira who always had shifts employed against them, wouldn’t lay bunts down the third base line. If they’re not defending one half of the field, why not?

“It kind of took some of the drama out of what might have unfolded, but that’s fine.”

The only thing dumber than a team thinking it’s fair game to put on a shift to prevent someone from getting a hit, and being upset that someone would try to hit the ball to where the shifting player vacated is that same team not realizing how stupid they will sound complaining about it.

STOP TRYING WHEN YOU’RE LOSING. WTF man?

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”