I can’t speak for everyone, but... yes.

I keep hearing that “The Chemicals Between” song from Bush when I read that title.

The Emoji Movie is more like if one dumb person said, “get me Inside Out but with computer thingies!” and then an even dumber person saw the result and said “nailed it.”

“The brutality of an impossible love... shared by a man...

Starring Henry Winkler, or Nicolas Cage?

Texas Chain Saw Massacre

I think you basically get to do this once. After Luke being Vader’s son and Leia being Luke’s sister and Kylo being Leia’s son, I think you get to have one mystery where the surprise is that there’s nothing surprising. Rey is strong in the Force because someone had to be, because evil creates its own opposition. Snoke…

I posted elsewhere too, but the point was not to establish mystery for the consumer, but to demonstrate just how important it is to Rey to feel like she has parents who care about her, who would lie to herself and others to maintain that belief. Maz essentially tells her this straight-up in VII. This is a critical…

...and an old IBM 360 mainframe...

One might assume that the critics writing for a major media outlet such as A.V. Club have seen and digested those movies already. Even though we have not, perhaps.

Make your own Last Face!

I don’t think this movie is about what you think it is about.

All it offers is endless shots of a nude dude running through a crowded street with his hands covering his junk, as if that were the height of hilarity.

I didn’t see The Space Between us, but i hope they addressed what i was screaming at the screen during the trailer; so he was born in space and can’t stay on earth where she was born, but they’re in looooove. why tf doesn’t she doesn’t she just move her ass into space? problem solved. like i said, they could have…

Except, if the movie of Ed Wood is to believed, Ed was actually a relatively nice person who at least wanted to make entertaining movies.

I think the Lego Movies definitively show that crass commercialization is no excuse to make a bad movie or even a movie with no reason to exist aside from toy sales. The three lego movies are literally designed to sell toys, and while they vary in quality, all three at least have heart and comedy and wonderful…

The Dark Tower should be on here. I’ve never seen more wasted potential. They had A+ casting and a terrific idea to adapt the books but also continue on from them, and it was all in service of turning it into a YA series about The Chosen Jake.

hey, this is embarrassing, guys, but you accidentally put “The Book of Henry” at #6 when it should be at #1 as the worst movie of the year. Maybe all time. Maybe ever since film itself was invented, and I’m including those early fan films with dialogue that included Captain Kirk falling ill and Ensign Dirk Perfect…

havent seen ANY of these (luckily) but judging by the trailers “kidnap” should be hilarious to watch.

“M...Mom! I-I posted it again!”