What is the over/under on how many Hooters and Tilted Kilts has Bret and his golf foursome(Chipper Jones, Luke Scott, and Curt Schilling) have been banned from?

Olbermann would also be very disgusted and angry with himself and go on a half hour rant about what a horrible person he is.

Boone DMed several of Cohen’s colleagues to say he was “being real and telling it like it is.” And then blocked everyone.

I think Buddy Hackett is his final form.

After all the steroids, that inch is very valuable to him.

After he talked shit then blocked them like a little bitch.

I’m being real and telling it like it is, you can’t handle me you snowflake!

I didn’t know Curt Schilling was hiring. Not a bad job application, though. Not bad at all.

The most offensive thing about all of this is the smug smile of self-satisfaction that you just know was plastered all over that nimrod’s face.

Can’t say I expected Bret Boone to age well, but... Bret Boone has really not aged well.

Ismael, how dare you suggest that we were hackily reading off TelePrompters the whole time and that there was not an actual Deadspin Award for Most Intense Pentakill In A League Of Legends Final. Eat shit.

Yes, we still read Deadspin, even though guys like me can’t seem to get out of the greys permanently.

It was so good I don’t even need my daily fix of pro-Tesla/anti-Tesla extremism from Jalopnik. I do need a cigarette though.

this comment is straight-up gibberish. congrats?

VERY good Kinja.

Esports aren’t real sports, nerds!

I’m not into esports myself, but seeing Deadspin commenters getting triggered by the mere presence of esports articles has become one of my favorite things on the site.

Obligatory:

This at least answers the question posed by this morning’s roll call post: “Who the fuck is Dennis?”