The cynic in me instantly assumes that the kid in the video got a harsher punishment than the kid on the snapchat thing.

Violance might not work, but violence sure tends to straighten some shit mightily efficiently.

This why I can’t be a guidance counselor, cause I would have just gone to the white student and said, “now tell me. what have you learned?”

I can respect this; I consider myself a pretty good cook as well, and most of my family prefers my cooking over fast/fast casual places.(HUMMBLEBRAAAAAGGG)

Ketchup is the way to go, but most times they don’t need them. The first time I went I didn’t know about the fries. I ordered a large to go with my burger. Got two bags, one with my burger, filled to the top with fries. The second, filled to the top with fries. Those motherfuckers love making fries.

...also, yay:

I think they’re pricing for the thing that causes the most infrastructure cost and environmental damage. Makes me wonder what they’re going to charge at Great Smoky Mountains National Park, given that it has both the most visitors and the most damage from exhaust.

The fact that you don’t know this makes me sad.

Yes, parking is that crowded. At Rocky Mountain National Park it is borderline impossible to park near the trailheads of any of the major areas, so you park in a giant park-and-ride lot and wait for a cramped shuttle to ferry you from site to site.

This is exactly what I saw this past summer. Yellowstone was a goddamned madhouse. If anything, they should gouge the tour buses rather than rake mom/dad/kids in the minivan over the coals.

Will this have any impact on the annual passes? I know my dad got a Senior lifetime pass a few years ago for $10. I think it’s now $80, which is still a steal.

Any important news today?

Why did he wait so long?

I wonder if his shithead sister will email me the address of his grave so I can take the world’s longest piss on it? 15 years for 3 hate crimes, 1 attempted murder and 1 actual murder is a travesty. What a joke of a legal system.

I’ve never understood it myself. Skin on fries are the fucking bomb and at Five Guys, you know by the 1000 bags of potatoes they have stacked up that you are getting some fresh-ass fries.

I’ve never ordered fries at 5 Guys yet there’s always fries in the bag. Plus one of the cooks always flirts with me. She probably like 20 years my senior but Auntie could still get it if she’s serious.

Grease comes with the turf, even at Five Guys. I’ve heard that you can get them to cook the burger on part of the grill that doesn’t have oil. I’m sure you already know, but -never- order the large fries unless you are ready to feed ten people, plus a dog. I really, really would like to know how many tons of potatoes…

I wonder how his family’s tears will taste on the fish and chips I plan on eating later...

Sounds delicious. I was enjoying my rooibos tea with a hint of lemon and lots of honey. Some people get horrible, untimely deaths but (one of) their murderers gets to choose when and how he goes and we’re supposed to mourn him? Hmm, time for another cup.

Huh.