Trufax-I was at Venetian Night in downtown Chicago with my dad and son. As you can imagine, it is jam packed with people. While waiting for the L, we saw this older man with about 6 of his grandchildren, all of them around 6-8 years old. All of them had pieces of rope around their waists. Granddad had a set of kids in…

You are a terrible, terrible person, and the movie they make from your daughter's memoir will be devastating, I'm sure.

I agree—I don't get the baby leash hate. Anyone who pulls the "Leashes are for dogs" can easily be countered with "And a wheeled chair with a harness is for people who are brought to jail who won't stop fighting and spitting—I don't see the outrage over putting a child in a stroller."

Overly processed foods in general can cause weight gain because they are easy to digest and your body absorbs more calories from the food, where as with whole foods, especially veggies and fruit, your body has to work to digest and extract nutrients. I saw a thing where researchers fed a snake real meat with a certain…

Yes! I never understood the social censure around this. I mean, sure it looks funny and sometimes the kids act like cats on leashes (losing all bone structure and muscle control), but if it works, why not? It's not hurting anyone.

Problem solved.

I should send this to one of my coworkers. She was just telling me the other day about her cousin that was visiting from Florida. Apparently she has an 8 year old that still goes in a stroller and won't walk more than 5 feet with out whining to be carried.

Child Leash. Clearly the only option.

Oh yay, yet another way to bash perfectly adequate parents!

As strollers get bigger, so do the kids that are confined to them. These modern strollers are built like tanks now. Swear I saw one with a surface to air missile attachment on it.

Jezebel did a huge article about that. It was about four years ago.

This is all PR for Bravo's new RH series: Real Housewives of Federal Prison.

Real Housewives Behind Bars.

She is super cute, but I worry about her. My younger brother is/was one of those Doogie Howswer-smart kids (took college classes in 7th grade), and he's still smart, of course, and he's an amazing special ed teacher in the Bronx. But he's eaten up with guilt over the fact that everyone always told him he was going to…

That color is a gift from the heavens.

I'm about the same skin color as Franchesca, but my go-to shade came from Tracie: Clinique Black Honey. It makes me look just a little more put together and made up.

Feel like an ass typing "Revlon Color Stay Just Bitten Kissable Balm Stain" but that stuff is the shizzle.

look up 'b society'. we're not alone.

I think morning people are the big entitled assholes — they are so goddamn self-righteous and proud of their morning asses. They'll schedule shit for the ass-crack of dawn and act all superior when you show up shaking and looking like you just got whacked upside the head with a two-by-four. They brag about coming in…

I like being a night person. It is truly my natural state. If I had the choice to go to sleep at 4AM everyday, I would.