Nooo...make it staaaaaahp...(sobs quietly in maple syrup)

Oh fucking flaming fuckballs. JUST TAKE FORD ALREADY. WE DON'T WANT HIM. And I'm sure he'll bring all the pussy he can eat. Fuuuuuck.

That's fucking shitty. I hope Karma smiles on you and you win the super lotto of life very soon. :-)

Thank you; this comment seems to confirm what I had suspected. The fact that I've had three very intelligent, very different comments on this case would seem to indicate that the justice system in the USA is very biased, corrupt and subjective.

Wow, thank you for your very thorough and coherent take on the situation.

You were taught correctly; my ex was kind of a dangerous dick who convinced me my mental illness (and drug dependance) was all in my head, a weakness as it were. Um...no. I'm a lot smarter about these things now. It all started with dumping that asshole.

I hope the guy who had the shampoo bottle up his anus had someone move it in and out at a medium pace.

Sonic screwdriver.

Great comment, thanks for the knowledgeable insight. But you do have to admit...the justice system is too lenient on white collar crime in general.

Ah yes...what was that? White collar crime really does pay! I'm sure it will be just like a trip to rehab dahling!

Just wondering if anyone knows why hoarding is a primarily female problem (as the title of this article implies). Or is that just the (mis)perception?

This, times 1000. My ex tried to make me quit Benzos cold turkey...ended up with a nearly-successful suicide attempt followed by a seizure 24 hours later. Stay away from that shit.

Soooo...your kid is white, not fat, not ugly and frankly, extraordinarily lucky. Not exactly in a position to tell the rest of America how to get a job. Just quit with the advantaged anecdotes already, okay?

Yup, he likes "SMACK! STRANGLE! POP!" Rice Krispies.

I will be licking the yellow brick (cheese) roads clean.

In my experience this is pretty standard at private schools. A little on the obscene side perhaps, but how else is that "trickle down" effect supposed to happen? If rich people want to throw their money around in an attempt to curry favour...who cares? We all know this is how things work at "the top." And it's not…

Hoping it stays that way. Helicopter parents are like blight on crops. Ugh.

Let the bidding start at £10!

Yeah, I don't "get it" either. But between you and me..."THA INTERNETZ ATE MA' HOMEWORK! Waaaaaaah!" Cue the arrival of helicopter parents!

Pretty strange for the "TECHNOLOGICALLY BLESSED/SUPERFUCKINGSMART!!!" generation, wouldn't you agree? (Huge eyeroll)