That shit is seriously harmful and some asshole kids weild it as a weapon against scent-sensitive kids and adults. It's not really funny when your airway constricts, you get a blinding headache and tremors/nausea from being agressively doused with a neurotoxin. I speak from experience.

But don't you have a work tote? Or do you combine purse and tote? I like to keep them separate.

Your guess is as good as mine. I carry a laptop sometimes in my work tote, but I don't think I've ever taken my iPad out of the house...it lives on my bed stand. But I guess you could do work on it...still, I don't consider a work tote a purse. Those are distinct and separate entities IMO.

Who the fuck carries around their iPad everywhere? Between the giant shoulder bags and the amount of crap people stuff in them, women everywhere in the privileged world are quickly becoming lopsided.

I love that the otter's name is Avery. That is all.

Because she's badass.

Great names!

FUCK NOOOOO MY KID'S NAME IS ON THERE BOOBOO BOOOOOO....Also, I have a moustache paci, so I must be a total hipster douche. Sigh.

Congratulations! I'm sure you have made a decision that will ease your life and bring you contentment; I know I did.

Ugh, people suck.

So glad you made the right choice for you; I agree with everything you say!

I respectfully disagree. I met my husband when he was 43, and he had braces because he had finally had the jaw surgery and work on his teeth he had so badly needed his entire life. It's never too late!

Possibly, but if they were found in contempt of the legal system that would be huge doo-doo hitting the fan.

OH YEEEEAH! SUCK THAT GLASS!

Fuck this "oh, it's so sad she just couldn't accept herself" bullshit. Until you walk around with a honker of a schnozz you have no idea how it feels. I finally (finally!) got a nose job in my early thirties (almost two decades too late if you ask me) and I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted from my…

As someone who teaches online classes (and is increasingly being pushed to include more and more online content in my regular classes) I find this deeply troubling. Kids are spending far too much time being screen zombies....and I'm supposed to ask them to stare at a screen more? I despair at the direction education…

Of course she is. Chimps don't vaccinate!

Perfect usage, 10/10. I promote you to head Dude.

Dude, you have no sense of humour, like, at all. You should get that looked at by a doctor because we are all, you know, dust...in the wind. DUST (blows on hand)...WIND (wiggles fingers). Also...Caesar was a salad dressing dude. BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER! PARTY ON DUDES!