Yeah, period zits suck. As if you don't already feel like garbage!

Hmmm. I guess I just found something else to feel lucky about. I hardly ever have blackheads, and when I get the odd one I just pop that sucker out and don't think twice about it. It does bother me to see people who have a ton of them though. I want to take them aside and help them learn how to control/eradicate those…

Total branding fail IMO.

That's cool but...Pocari Sweat? EW. That does not sound like anything I would want to drink. Also, I prefer the Italian system of having a gelateria every fifteen metres to the ice cream vending machine idea.

Why would you kill your servant?

Yay Ides of September Viros. We are THE. BEST.

Oh come off it. I did not set anyone back by having my nose done. Life isn't a competition.

I'm so, so sorry to hear that. Parents sometimes miss the bigger picture...

Ah, St. Andrew how I miss thee! This is one of those places that will just steal your heart. I stopped short of moving there...sometimes I have no idea why I didn't go. It's hauntingly beautiful, people are nice, university town, great culture...one day!

Clever is almost always an insult where I come from. fYI.

Well, obv this is a consideration in casting shows.

Um, please don't take Evening Primrose without consulting with your doc first. It can seriously interract with other meds and generally have some nasty unintended side effects, like all drugs. Why that all that homeopathic shit is not regulated like medications is beyond me. It's just as powerful and can do just as…

No kidding. So fucking gross! We have huge washing machines and no shortage of soap on this continent...wash people! WASH!

It's droopy labia boobs.

Green leafy labia.

Probably impaired driving. You know, one can only do so many kale smoothies/coffee enemas/xanax juices before it gets to you.

Don't you mean tructicles?

Absolute truth. Do we really want to live in a world that would silence all criticism and dissent? Hate on!

Snicker. Excellent use of "coprophage." Ten points!

Eat shit and diet?