Oooh. Deserted Island full of cheese...(slips into fantasy mode)

Absolutely; in the big picture it was probably better that your mother ate a varied diet. Rulez Schmulez.

Absolutely; in the big picture it was probably better that your mother ate a varied diet. Rulez Schmulez.

Damn straight; "pregnancy police" need to eff off. Congratulations BTW! When are you due?

Yes, I hated pregnancy (and it's ok to say it!) Hope everything goes smoothly and that you get a happy, beautiful baby in the end!

Yes, I'm aware; I baby wear. They only warn against certain kinds of carriers. Also, just because something doesn't apply to you doesn't mean it isn't true.

I know, right? Demanding little buggers! Ruining all our fun!

Did you just refer to Kraft singles as cheese? Blasphemer!

whoa. Reading your comment is like reading a comment from myself a year ago. Yes, yes, yes. Moderate diet, limited coffee, alcohol every now and then...my kid is healthy like a horse. Congratulations and best of luck to you! When are you due?

It's about the areas THEY want to suppress. Don't you know your thighs and tummy are EVIL that must be controlled?

FUCK ALL THE MULLET SKIRTS! Yesssss!

It really is a freak accident. If she had a miscarriage because of a car accident no one would say "well, its her own fault for wanting to drive around town!" I say keep eating the cheese.

Girl, the risk is miniscule. You'd increase your overall safety more by not getting in a car, or by living in a storm shelter. I say keep on eatin' on.

I had one that caused an infection that nearly ruptured my fallopian tube. When they took it out (I was in Italy) the doctors there could not believe Canadian doctors would do that. Apparently there IUD's are only given to women who have already had children. I must say, there could be something to that.

ME TOO. LET'S LYNCH THE BASTARD. GRRRRRRR....

Psychological? Fuck that asshole.

They couldn't even get mine in; I had to have it inserted surgically under full anaesthesia. And then less than a year later it caused an infection that nearly ruptured one of my fallopian tubes while I was on my honeymoon in Italy (luckily Italian health care is da bomb). Fun times.

No, not Eggs, they aren't "processed"; yes to Milk and ice cream.

Same deal; all processed meat and dairy has the potential for listeria contamination.

In our case it has to do with breast feeding; only I can do that (pumping doesn't work very well for me), so I'm the one taking the full leave. That being said, my husband took a month vacation right after the birth of our son and has some flexibility of work hours including working from home. And when he does come…