Bwahahahaha. Can I come visit?

Yep, that's pretty much what I said. :-)

Yup. I was on Dukan, but have become more "paleo" in that I added veggies back in every day. Basically, I avoid any processed or factory farmed foods; no starches, no refined carbs, very few grains. But I still eat dairy. Call it whatever you like (bastardized diet), it's working like a charm for me. They're all just…

Yep, good old Bloblobs.

Maybe. All I know is that I'm allergic to pink. Just looking at those pics is giving me hives.

Mwahahaha...bring it!

Yessssss.

Together! United! We'll never have to smile!

Yet another reason to love unions; no one at my workplace can tell me to slap a smile on it because I can (theoretically) charge them with harassment if they do.

Yes, I actually did read the entire article; I'm literate that way, thankyouverymuch.

Nay problem; indeed, as a regular reader on this feminist gossip site, being accused of being an MRA or a paedophile does indeed boggle the mind. Someone is clearly not in their right mind.

Awesomesauce. Thanks for the link!

HIT THAT SHIT! Bang on.

Sorry you had to put up with kwijibo12; I'm just sorry I fed the troll!

Um, didn't you just go through MY comment history? You're not only a hateful ass, you're also a massive hypocrite. Hang it up already.

MRA paedo apologists? I am neither a men's rights activist, nor a paedo apologist. I have never commented on Michael Jackson or Chris Brown (or, before now, Woody Allen). I just believe that everyone deserves the right to a fair trial. I'm not defending him as much as I am defending his (and everybody else's) right to…

I wasn't aware a poorly written article in Vanity Fair was proof of guilt. Until Mr. Allen is formally charged and found guilty of child abuse, I will consider him innocent. He has the right to a fair trial in a court of law (as opposed to a court of public opinion). In this case, I don't think there ever will be one…

Those clothes are hella ugly. Which makes the whole situation that much more absurd.

Creepy name, creepy product. Natch.

Um, infants are supposed to be sucking on boobs, not candy. FYI.