Communicable stupidity, the plague of our time.

Mercutio? Not enough Mercutio. Fail.

I'd turn that on its head and ask why parents aren't required to take some kind of classes/exam or complete some kind of basic training in child are before being allowed to procreate. Wouldn't that benefit far more kids than any overhaul of daycare? I realize there are many problems (ethical, logistical) with this…

Bless your heart; I think my abs are okay, but this woman's website is pretty interesting and I'm sure I could learn some very helpful things about alignment from it. Thank you!

Yeah, this is all very nice...theoretically...for everyone but me. I am obsessed with getting the weight off. I eat like a bird (drink lots of water to make breast milk though) and try to walk/exercise whenever I can but...it's such slow going. This fucking POOCH is awful. I'm losing roughly a pound a week, still…

I'd be happy if my husband would just wash his face before bed and occasionally groom the monobrow. He's gorgeous, but not as, uh, well-kempt as he could be. Sigh.

I dunno. Some people don't get wine. Some people don't get metaphor. If that's the case, go drink some beer. Leave us semi-literate supertasting winos alone. (My apologies for the insufferable snobs though).

And that is the ONLY accessory one would ever need. Fuck yeah!

Cage match: Wurtzel v. Marnell. GO!

Absolutely. Cha-CHING!

NOT VODOU. Real Vodou doesn't involve little dolls full of pins. Sounds like harassment by some dumbass who watches too many movies.

Do they make croched sacks for colostomy bags too? WTeverlovingF.

Crap; you're right. I totally forgot about that.

Shit, you're Right. Whoopsie.

Awesome. I can now match my polish to all of my pink parts. Or my anus. Woooo!

Never drink so much that you can't manage to a) take two tylenol and b) chug a vast amount of water before you pass out and/or periodically when you come to during your fitful drunk sleep. In this case, prevention really is worth a pound of cure.

Cuz it's fun? ;-)

Way to bust my pocket book. I need that damn pen(dant).

Well, Prince Charles wanted to be Camilla's tampon. Maybe this kind of thing is more common than previously thought.

Side note- the ancient Greeks were also a bunch of pederasts that opined that the only true love could occur between a man and a boy, and that the route to that love was through the anus. Perhaps that explains the penchant for slender penii.