Nope. No, no,no, nononononoooooo. There is no justification for publishing a book by that title. None.

Thanks for the informed opinion; I'll definitely do a little buffing and try some lemon juice (though they're mostly just white/scuffed looking from dehydration).

No kidding. Do you think it will work on my bike chain? ;-)

Cool, thank you!

Right on; I'm going to get some as soon as I can dig myself out. Thanks for the recipe ideas! :-)

I'm so glad to hear you are going to go for it, you're gonna love Paris. Bon Voyage!

I'm sorry you're feeling so poorly, I can definitely relate. Big hug.

Hey! Very appropriate user name. ;-)

Oops, sorry, iPad hiccup...

1. Keep a notebook with you at all times. Especially in bed; I always found my best creative ideas came to me when I was sleeping. Then you won't "lose" them and can re-evaluate them and flesh them out.

YESSSS.

Seeing as how I'm currently nursing, I have a metric shitton of lanolin. Awesome!

Where do you get biotin?

OKAY, GOTCHA.

I just wore my jackets open with a scarf over top. I didn't want to waste money on preggo clothes. Plus, I'm too badass to give up my leather jackets that easily.

*Hug*

I just removed my toenail polish...and didn't put any back on. That's right...for the first time in probably 12 years, my toenails are naked. NAKED. And damaged. Like white patches and ridges and dry like the motherfucking desert damaged. Anyone know how long I need to let my toenails "breathe" in order to get healthy…

It will get better; stay strong. I broke up with my high school best friend shortly after my wedding; initially, it was the fact that she ruined my wedding dress and didn't have the nerve to fess up to me that caused the conflict, but after she started blaming be for a litany of other problems and claiming I'd…

Why are you yelling at me?

I felt it was a rather accurate description, having just given birth weeks ago. Overreact much?