Why not try a bidet?

Yes. Perfect!

Bahahaha. Wax that beav!

The idiots who proposed this have obviously never have had anything to do with an actual baby.

I die.

Those lentils had better come from within 100 miles of your home.

Yay for me? (Eyeroll) What a cute little blog.

OMFG. Enough dude. Your own slough of generalizations, assumptions, stereotyping and victim blaming speak for themselves.

Me neither. My cravings have no connection to my ute. And cheese is always in style.

That shit sounds healthy and goooooood. :-)

Schohan, I'm not stupid. I understand what you're saying. But the shoe doesn't fit. Everyone relies on gross generalizations, humans couldn't have conversations without them (especially on this website). I'm sorry if my past history has biased me towards being more wary of short men than I used to be...but it has. I…

Really Shorty? Cut the bull. I'm not your oppressor. I'm just someone with an opinion you dont agree with. Get off your soap box.

I wasn't "gas lighting" you. By all means, speak out. But I'm not a bigot. I never tried to apply my theory to each and every short man. I was simply wondering if others saw the same tendency I see. Thing is, there are quite a few insecure short guys out there, and a surprising number of them seem to think they can…

No, no they are not. Many does not equal all. Seems to be true in many cases does not equal "is true of every case."

I'm sorry, but I disagree. I never made any kind of sweeping, blanket statement about short men. I was simply asking others if they saw a tendency or pattern of behaviour that may or may not have something to do with physical stature (or the perception of that stature). I'm not a bigot, just an observer of human…

I had horrific pre-partum depression...like, suicidal, crazy depression. After I gave birth to my son I did not eat my placenta (though I did look at it for a minute). Now, I feel great. Bouncy, energetic, happy. Probably the best I've ever felt.

Wow. I did not actually say "all short men are assholes." That would be some kind of crazy, simplistic equivocation. I don't actually think in stereotypes, no matter what you might like to believe. I posed a question based on anecdital experience for the sake of discussion. If you think that puts me on par with your…

Right. Because staying closeted for fear of being outed by your teachers isn't injurious to one's mental health at all.

Damn you! You're going to put a hole in my wallet! Hilarious.

Mine prefers his smoking jacket, but refuses to put on his slippers.