Hmmm, maybe I should try that. I have invisi-brows! Then again, my students are pretty with it most of the time. I can still chill their blood with the "evil eye" directed over the top of my glasses.

Ok, WTF is with the dude with the gun? Augh. Enough!

I feel great. Seeing as I have a newborn and was in bed by ten (and then up at four and again at seven), this is probably the one time I feel like I have a sleep advantage on the rest of you.Woo-hoo!

Yes!!!

Yes. So many people have NO clue how it works...but that's ok, apparently it helps the good surgeons root out the whack jobs they have no interest in performing procedures on (and later getting dragged to court by). Good surgeons steer clear of people with unrealistic/delusional expectations.

I second that. It's their wedding, I don't have to like it, but leave them alone.

I am a teacher. I do not own (or ever want to own) a gun. I cant imagine how that would do anyone -kids, parents, police, myself- any good at all. This is the most fucktarded idea I have ever heard, and one that could only be put forth by people that are so divorced from reality that they honestly think life is a big…

Well, I guess if you're dumb enough to get a procedure that isn't approved this is what you get.

Completely agree; we need to take power out of corporate hands, because they've proven countless times they have no interest in doing the "right" thing...hell, our entire economy is now so heavily dependant on the exploitation of people, animals and environment, there's no way most corporate interests would consider…

Yeah, in another time and place I "washed a kids mouth out" with soap (more pretend than actual) and the class thought it was hilarious/awesome. Where I teach now I wouldn't even consider touching a child for fear of it being misconstrued and ending my career.

Yep, right behind you!

Shit, you didn't know that? Hmmmm...wait, that probably says more about me than it does about you.

Okay, so a restaurateur can threaten to tape a kid's mouth shut and he's a witty hero...but a teacher does it and suddenly they're a monster that must be fired? Give me a fucking break people. Also: take responsibility for your own kids. If you want polite children, TEACH them to be polite and MODEL polite behaviour…

Good question. I'm thinking not.

Fucking belligerent. That kid shouldn't be eating anything but breastmilk/formula.

Agreed. I couldn't care less about his romantic life except for the way it provides fodder for more films.

To all those who find this completely offensive...just keep this in mind the next time you start into a rant about us "godless" atheists, agnostics and humanists who are "ruining the nation" with our sinful ways blah blah blah (not that you actually know ANYTHING about us). You talk shit about us all the time. I've…

Absolutely; it's this great fallacy meant to keep the poors from demanding more (or something).

YES, so true dat. Not being anxious about how you'll survive goes a long way towards paving the road to happiness.

Yes, you see it all...and it all gets to you.