Try getting kicked out of class for reading too well. Yeah (okay, it was grade one, but still...)

I keep petitioning to have the "satisfactory" grade for learning skills at my school changed to "meh" or "mediocre." Lets be honest about it, shall we?

"To admit your child isn't remotely special in a unique way is to either be kind of a dick, or to admit you yourself are not remotely special in a unique way, and last I checked, that kind of bold realism has no place in this business."

Hell yes.

"Oh thank god! An exceptional child! I've been waiting so long for one of those!"

Oh geez. That's so depressing.

I agree, except lets change "automatic weapons" to "weapons." All of them.

Well stated. Please USA, consider amending that second amendment.

Aw man! Swine flu version 1.0 was such a fiasco in my school the first time around, I really don't want a repeat (especially because I'm pregnant).

And this is why my wedding was child-free.

Oh man, that is so obnoxious. Please keep in mind that kids cry, no matter what you do. It's not going to break them.

Bad move. Let's kids be kids for a while. Also, unless every classroom is retrofitted with AC, this is just inhumane and dangerous to students and staff.

Good call; I don't mind normal baby pics, but spare me anything to do with the bodily functions.

Ugh. Is the "PINK" a disease we really want to spread? How awful.

VS sizing has nothing to do with actual bra sizing. No wonder so many North American women are wearing the wrong size bra (and suffering for it). It's a load of shite.

"Victoria's Secret has made fancy, well-made lingerie..."

I've met and interviewed her. She is an amazingly giving, helpful, wise and yes, hilarious woman. A national treasure to be sure!

Hi! So nice to see you again! I hate the new comment system just for this reason, too hard to find your <3'd commenters! I'm doing well, 51/2 months pregnant and still trying to be stylin' ;-)

Pffffffft. And have a nice weekend!

More carrot indeed. Mandated paid maternity leaves of six months plus are that carrot.