Because if you don't live in NYC, most cabs don't pick up brown and black people nor do they serve places a mile outside of the city core.

You are truly special.

In that they pick up black people, whereas cabs do not.

Are males flight attendants called stewards?

SO MUCH THIS!

rag + ether/whiskey.

Cotton rag + whiskey. Done and done.

You have some janky ass friends. Here's my deal: if you've got an actual emergency, like a burst appendix, or a cold or work (some people I know can't really be held responsible for when some fucktwit decides to hold a bunch of people hostage) with a good reason, we're good. Some people though, well I don't know. My…

Alternate title: Why Hong Kongers hate mainlanders.

Your loss. We will never meet in person and not a single tear was shed. You sound like that kind of person who believes the world should revolve around you and I don't need your kind in my life.

Your mom didn't teach you what sayings mean, did she?

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

I assumed every wedding was like this. Another reason I oppose them as matter of course.

Although starred and generally agree I have to caveat for some of my friends, hell most of them. Work can be unpredictable. You can't predict when some asshole is going to take a bunch of people hostage in a coffee shop., or some illness is going to break out somewhere.

Oh maybe existed on Evite too. Still does probably. I do think it's acceptable for some of my friends given how their work is. You can't predict when some asshole is going to take a bunch of people hostage in a coffee shop.

And if you cancel last minute without something believable and then I see you out and about on the town on FB, you're not ever invited again.

Can't you just black ball them and share the deets with all the other restaurants? I mean maybe it's because I'm vicious like that but...

Look at you not being invited anywhere.

In future never invite those assholes again.

They don't get invited again, which solves my dealing with their BS again. If I'm inviting people to dinner and they can't get their shit together at least 3 days in advance (especially if I've sent out the invite week or two prior) do not get re-invited. Oh you're sorry? Yeah whatever.