Don't bother. On Jezebel the only women who count are straight, and preferably white.

I can't believe you didn't bring up Santorum.

They really aren't. It's like seeing 350lbs of ass squeezed into pants made for 150.

The GOP hasn't been the party of small government for about 14 years, maybe longer.

Unlikely. American women are freakishly obsessed with sexual monogamy.

So just out of curiosity, since most progressives are more heavily concentrated in cities, do any of the cities in these areas allow public funds to be used for abortions? I'm aware of the Hyde amendment, but that only applies to federal funds. Here in DC we no can do on this because "you people" aka everyone in…

See this is what happens when A) you think you're too good for voting for less than perfect choices and B) a little gerry-mandering of Congressional districts. We here on the plantation thank you for electing these fuckers over and over.

Gluten free as in "uppity twenty-something women who NEEEEEEED attentionz!"

I have the same issue in DC! Fucking donut hole of 30-40 miles!

You also hate women don't you?

Your comment is bad and you are probably bad! /s

I would happily purchase from you but your website shows the nearest coven more than 30 miles away (as if the inner suburbs, let alone the city Ilive in wouldn't have one?!) and frankly that's ridiculous. Surely there are Girl Scouts who know how to fix your geo-location website issues!

Well if this means less yoga pants and more sweatpants, I'm not clear on the difference.

So it's the 90s again? Works for me, I've been in flannel since then.

Right because being a gay man makes you less of a target. LOLZ. Womansplainin I see.

Unfortunately I don't think of Jez as particularly feminist, at least not in the way I was taught. Feminism I was taught is that men and women are completely equal. The only job a woman can't do is be a sperm donor and the only job a man can't do is be an egg donor. After that, it's all open. That's not something Jez…

LOLZ. Women are the most inconsiderate people on the bus and on Metro. Ask them to move to the back of the bus and bitches are too damn good for that, forcing everyone else to climb over them. Purses have to have their own seats or the world WILL END.

Nope, nope, here on Jezebel we don't believe feminism means equality, we believe it means some rights for some people, other rights for other people. It's like segregation but with nicer purses.

As we all know women are incapable of being inconsiderate or stupid or childish.

Like everything on Jez.