If you'll allow double vowels, they already nailed Hulk with "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm" Ang Lee.

Press '1' to hear the secret thoughts of a teddy bear.

Right. I feel like The Descent is a perfect example of atmosphere used perfectly in a horror film, as opposed to Ti West, who seems to think uneventfulness counts as the same thing.

You picture a duck's friends, you think of other ducks—but shit, he could have, like, a beaver in tow. And you want a beaver as a friend, cause they have some kickass houses.

I hate flossing, man. I wish I just had one long, curvy tooth.

I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.

Eleanor Rigby kills up the rice from a wedding she didn't attend …

STOP THE PRESSES!

If Tony Almeda can get shot point-blank in the back of the head in the morning and be back in the field by nighttime, Jack can handle a little cold turkey.

It wouldn't be entirely unprecendented. Cujo had chapters in the dog's point of view.

Did you guys hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?

He's a small medium at large.
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As a child I could watch Monkey Shines whenever I wanted. I did not own that movie on any home video platform.

Rebecca never equaled Diane, but the show eventually managed to find its way back to comparable quality. Mostly once they sorta wrote Rebecca out of the show.

Can't be too far down the road from the Titty Twister, which serves the best food in Mexico according to Danny Trejo.

And Gaston, now that you mention it. Mon frere eats 60 a day.