I'm maining Pac and challenge you to a DUEL good sir.

Oh shut-up. It'll be funny.

There sure are a lot of human characters to choose from in Star Fox...

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You can transfer save files to an external, but that's it.

I actually found one on Craigslist for $50. 'Cuz it had a broken gamepad...or, it was missing the battery. Which I was going to buy the extended one anyway, so...SCORE!

The Wii U is the first Nintendo console I've ever owned, for a point of comparison. This has been a bittersweet introduction to a universe many of my peers fell for 18 years ago when the N64 first launched, or even earlier.

All through glorious progressive scan HD.

"It's not a nice thing to expect those people to put their income at a risk to advance your agenda."

Blech. It's not just reviewers—check out some of the Twitter reactions:

Guess I'm not a "real gamer."

Careful, with every post you make your ignorance shines brighter.

If you have to vent your anger on what people do with their time on a comments section of a gaming blog, you are too pathetic to be worth keeping alive.

Daddy liked smoking pot more than he liked you, didn't he?

A group of hackers going by the name DERP has launched DDoS attacks on a number of big games and websites today, bringing a number of them down, including the homepage of Electronic Arts.