There are 12 WNBA teams with 12 players on each team. If 15 UCONN grads are in the WNBA then that’s roughly 10% of the league, which is twice what you said. Also, you seem crazy.

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

what freh shell is this, nhh?!

During my junior year of HS, I hit Wet Seal with one of my guy friends to find a hot outfit for homecoming. He sarcastically picked up a shirt and said something like “here ya go, WhoreGaloreParfait*”, assuming I’d find it as horrifyingly tacky as he did.

Every time my mom and I went into Wet Seal was a disaster. It ended up with her telling me something I wanted was inappropriate and me getting super angry. Looking back she was right, no 14 year old needs a sheer crop tank top with sequins that was ugly as sin anyways. I also got a skirt from there and when my dad saw…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

why don’t all of the hipsters unionize?

If you eat enough Slim Jims that you need a button to reorder them, you need to look at your life and look at your choices.

If you eat enough Slim Jims that you need a button to reorder them, you need to look at your life and look at your…

Is it me or Overwatch has the most obnoxious fandom ?

She doesn’t wear skin-tight clothes to work in the arctic-cold climates. Her uniform is at least 2-inches thick. Have you ever seen what Eskimos wear? I hope you don’t assume that their 2-3 inch thick clothes to be what their bodyline is supposed to be.

Call me crazy but I just see a person who, not surprisingly, looks less bulky after they take their thick, fur-lined winter coat off.

tumblr projection.

Counter point - she is a beautiful tropical fish/musk-ox/land mermaid who’s ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot.

Jezebel is the fucking definition of predictable.

So protests only matter when you’re uncomfortable and/or under threat of violence? Someone downthread described this as a “woker-than-thou” contest, and she/he is exactly right.

They have no ability to stick it out because you’re already discounting their commitment predicated on the belief that if we don’t get the results we want, fully, it will be for nothing.

My $0.02, FWIW.

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

While I understand there are valid critiques of the Women’s March, and they have been discussed elsewhere including other Jezebel articles, this here piece just kinda stinks of “gotta pick apart something!” I think part of the strength of the right is that they rarely eat each other the way we do on the left. No one…