Oh shut up

I’ve never written about this before so this is exciting.

This was incredibly reasonable and level-headed.

If you don’t like Mr. Baseball I can only assume you’re a limp-wristed pinko pitcher sympathizer.
“Pitchers are as useless as tits on a boar hog and should all be put to sleep.”

Where are the comments about banning greek life I thought this was Jezebel

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Kim Davis is proof that there is such a thing as a worthless person

Between the triumphant return of Mr. Baseball and Roger Goodell’s spirit death, I don’t know if today could get any better.

It’s pretty astounding you can snark on conservatives getting their feelings hurt when pretty much your entire network of website is just liberals getting their feelings hurt. You are part of BIG OUTRAGE.

Why on earth would they send this to you of all people? They were really asking to be put in hot water.

The email just wasn’t racist. Insensitive and a little cynical yeah, but the dude is not a racist. Oh well, at least his tears gonna be hitting the seats of a new bugatti, $850 million damn.

The Josh Smith clip was one of the greatest thing's I've seen on deadspin

you literal fucking idiot

like Islam right?

the pussy ass fuckbois known as North Korea would not have been able to pull anything off.

"mew mew mew mew mew mew"
-you

Are you fucking stupid

So much for their chance to go out in one final blaze of mediocrity.

I could barely finish this. Scary.