A couple things can be true:

what gives you the idea that Dan, Jon, Jon, Dan, Jon again, and their buddy the “george soros did it” republican strategist are on your side, when it comes to eating the rich

There is a Chaop Trap House episode where they make fun of Dan Pfiffer’s book and it’s hilarious. I don’t mind their Monday group, but Pfiffer is definitely the most annoying of them.

This is problematic logic. If anything, the Obama administration alums have too much of a personal conflict to dispassionately analyze their record. They were too close to it, emotionally involved and attached. I know this is just another one of the vapid anti-Splinter comments that are inundating the site lately, but…

I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

You know, I’ve seen a lot of former Obama alums admit that this is probably the greatest failure of his administration. Whether there was a more progressive alternative that was realistic is debatable, but the way the worst actors in the economy were largely spared from serious consequences and able to continue their…

I don’t understand why he even carries money. The government pays for everything for him and it’s not like he pays people anyway.

“She never treated me nicely”

Just once, I like for these rich people to answer a question.

Bernie “enough about the damn e-mails” Sanders will never actually attack his opponents with the vociferousness they deserve. He actually buys all that “high road” crap, which is why so many democrats make up so much projection about his ‘attacks’ whenever he says something like “I was different than this other…

If any demographic loves a Swedish mock-Satanic heavy metal band performing as if they were a 1960s group, surely it’s Jezzies in a thread dunking on a former VP for being so old he has dentures. That Venn diagram is basically a single circle.

He heard Ghost was releasing new music on Friday the 13th and he’s getting ready to perform the osculum obscenum on a goat.

If only we could be getting a play by play of the debate by the Splinter team. A blog, if you will, with real-time comments. You could even call it a “live blog”.

I’m done talking about impeachment also.

Hey, ya’ll? If America, a country built entirely on the concept of welcoming refugees and outcasts, is no longer welcoming refugees from a natural disaster which completely decimated their homes, it’s not America anymore.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

This is good Kinja. Feels like it’d be really good on Clashtalk.

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

Here’s hoping Warren and Sanders come out in ring robes and full sweats throwing punches in the air while YG’s “Fuck Donald Trump” plays.

Glad the DNC has their priorities straight.